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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
 Warning: The following story contains pictures with explicit content, reader discretion is advised!It was Monday, November 4th, 2024, and you and your wife has just gotten out of jail. You would be fuming about your trip to jail when you see a post on Facebook about an accident your sister had while trying to fix up her own house!  Apparently, she nearly cut her own finger off with an electric saw while fixing up the house! Thankfully, she managed to stop the bleeding with some bandages! And as for Ross, he needed to keep his mouth shut! She wasn't on any drugs whatsoever!!! However, this was just the start of her troubles this week... On Tuesday, November 5th, 2024, your sister would make another post on Facebook. apparently, she was robbed again...by one of her own sons again! Not only did he steal money from a GoFundMe account again, but stole the supplies she got from an Amazon wish-list as well as her medicine! This sent her into a rage! Hopefully, the asshole doctor and his nurses in question lose their medical licenses after making such a foolish decision! However, it would just get worse from here... On Wednesday, November 6th, 2024, your sister would be getting another phone call from the school! Apparently, her sons were getting arrested at school again! And on top of that, they were getting expelled! Furious with this, your sister would be quick to get in her car and drive up to the school, only for her to get arrested as well! And to top it all off, it was on her Birthday! She would then sing happy birthday to herself in a jail cell... Thankfully, she would be released that evening, but her freedom wouldn't last long! On Thursday, November 7th, 2024, your sister would go to the doctor's office that morning due to some painful coughs. As it turns out, she had pneumonia...in both lungs! You can imagine how painful this was! For some asinine reason, the doctor didn't give her any pain medicine, but did give her some strong cough syrup! That night, while sipping on some cough syrup, her sons would go up to her and ask if she is doping up on the cough syrup! This would cause her to fly into a furious rage and not only attacked her own sons, but when they tried to run away from home, she went after them in her car! She would then run into the police while chasing her sons! She tried to get her sons arrested, but only ended up getting arrested herself! After some time back in jail, the cops made a decision to have her committed to a mental hospital! The fucking pigs! Freaking out over this, you would rush downstairs to turn on your PS5 and heat up some pizza rolls to play some Fortnite and relieve yourself of some stress! However, as you walk by your office, what you saw nearly made you have a heart attack!  You wondered how the Hell this could of happened, but realize that it was caused by a pipe busting in the ceiling! That's just great, you done spent $800 on catering for a brat's birthday party, now you have this shit to deal with! If only Ross wasn't so goddamn greedy with his goddamn money... On Friday, November 8th, 2024, you would be woken up by your "Ring" app. you would look at it and see that it was your nephews...with suitcases! That's strange, your family usually doesn't plan on going on vacation at this time of year! You would go downstairs and ask your nephews what they want and what they tell you nearly made you collapse on the ground! THEY WERE PLANNING TO MOVE IN WITH YOU WHILE YOUR SISTER IS IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL!!! You couldn't fucking believe this! It's bad enough having to raise your own kids with how much groceries they go through as well as how expensive clothes and kid supplies can be! AND NOW, YOU HAVE THESE TEENAGE BOYS MOVING IN?!? WHY CAN'T ROSS BE A GENEROUS SOUL AND LET THESE TEENAGERS MOVE IN WITH HIM?!? THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT! Meanwhile, you would get news that your sister would no longer be allowed to make videos on Youtube, thanks to a tyrannical cop! Seriously, this is a free country AND THAT COP HAS NO RIGHT TO ORDER YOUR SISTER AROUND LIKE THAT!!! That night, you would be having a horrible dream! In this dream, you would see that bastard Ross dressing up like Osama Bin Laden, laughing evilly and looking down at you like a blood thirsty maniac! Just as you get onto your feet, you would hear a woman screaming! You would look over and see that it was your sister, being dragged away by men in black clothing! She would then be forced to kneel down on a blue tarp while the Taliban flag was raised behind her! Then, an Arabian dude with a sword would march over to your sister and grabs her hair, getting ready to behead her! You would scream as the blade came down and just as your sister's head is lobbed off, you would wake up screaming bloody murder in a pool of your own sweat! This was exactly the kind of nightmares that you and pretty much, the entire family has been having since Ross started going to the International Movie Theater back in 2022! On The morning of November 9th, 2024, you would find out that your sister also had this nightmare last night! As you continue to contemplate just how the Hell you are going to raise these teenage boys along with your own children, you would get news that Ross is seeing another horror movie, "Heretic!" Are you fucking kidding? After the Hell your sister went through this week?!? And what's worse is that you got another update about your sister... Apparently, a fellow patient at the mental hospital was talking some shit about your sister and your sister, being a mature woman, snaps and tries to pick a fight with her, but would end up getting punched hard and sent flying to the ground! When a doctor was patching her up, it was revealed that the insides of her ear was ruptured so badly that she would need to have an implant put inside of her ear! Oh this was the last fucking straw! Later that night, you would be getting your camera equipment ready to go and stalk Ross, but your wife would rush into your wrecked office and tells you that there was yet, another update from your sister at the mental hospital! This would make you so upset that you ended up not wanting to stalk Ross that night! Instead, you heated up some frozen pizza and started listening to emo music while crying your eyeballs out and eating pizza! |
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