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My family goes berserk while I'm at a hockey game. |
| It was Thursday, January 8th, 2026, and you are currently at a McDonald's with your best friend, Benjamin! You two would be pigging out on one big mac after another! You two would be eating one delicious big mac after another when suddenly, Benjamin's face started twitching like crazy! You try to ask what is wrong, but he would scream out in pain before collapsing onto the ground! You would quickly call 911 and would be up at the hospital moments later! At the hospital, you would learn that Benjamin had a stroke and would be needing stents soon! Are you fucking kidding? Another tragedy involving another obese person! Why does God continue to punish fat people like you and Benjamin and your other friends?!? While people like you are tormented and are culled off at early ages, assholes like Ross live and thrive for years! Not only are doctors harsh as Hell towards the morbidly obese, they have diseases just for fat fucks, such as Diabetes and sleep apnea! Instead of coming up with an instant cure for all of this, doctors resorted to barbaric measures such as making you inject insulin into your body instead of finding out how to cure your body for good! Instead of fixing sleep apnea, they make you wear a stupid mask to sleep in at night! And instead of fighting off infections, they just lob off a leg instead! And instead of making medicine that allows fat fucks to live longer, they just stand by and watch as they die off so young! This is such bullshit, there needs to be a reform in the medical field or some shit! The next day, on January 9th, 2026, you would get some news that Ross is going to yet, another hockey game tomorrow! Are you fucking kidding? YOUR FRIEND NEARLY DIED FROM A STROKE AND HE IS ABOUT TO GO TO ANOTHER STUPID HOCKEY GAME?!? Such a fucking asshole! Furious with the news, you would quickly call up your nephews and ask them to go get dressed, you were going to treat them to a nice supper! You would then wait until your wife was in the shower before going over and stealing her credit card before leaving in an uber to pick up your nephews! After picking them up, you would all go to a fancy restaurant to feast like kings to help fill up your big gut and soothe your nerves!  After stuffing yourself with such delicious food, you would pay the $500 bill with your wife's stolen credit card and would drop your nephews off before heading home and falling asleep happily with a gut full of food! The next day, on January 10th, 2026, you would wake up to some bad news! Last night, cops would go over to one of your cousin's house and conducted a raid, just because her house was "extremely filthy." (Warning: the following media contains graphic content that may disturb some viewers,VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!) Not only that, but your mother would get tackled and arrested outside of a Gucci store, just because she wanted some new clothes to stay warm during the winter! Then you find out that one of your nephews just got arrested this morning just because he couldn't pay for his food at a stupid restaurant! Enraged with this, you would start to pack up your camera and equipment, getting ready to confront Ross at the hockey game, and... "HEY ASSHOLE, GET YOUR FAT ASS IN HERE AND EXPLAIN TO ME WHERE THIS $500 CHARGE CAME FROM!!!" You would gulp and slowly made your way to the living room where you wife was angrily staring at you while holding onto her smart phone. "WHERE DID YOU GO AND SPEND $500 ON HUH?!? DON'T YOU KNOW WE GOT KIDS TO TAKE CARE OF?!? "OK honey, listen, I was just upset because my friend nearly died from a stroke, and I needed a good meal to get over it and..." "YEAH WELL, WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY RIGHT NOW! NOW GET YOUR FAT ASS INTO THAT OFFICE, START UP ANOTHER LIVE-STREAM ON ONLYFANS, AND MAKE THAT MONEY BACK NOW!!!" "But honey, Ross is going to another hockey game tonight and..." "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! GET YOUR FAT ASS IN THERE AND START MAKING BACK THE MONEY OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL SELL YOUR FUCKING PS5!!!" You would let out a huge sigh before you would get up and slowly walk into your office. As you set things up, you would cuss up a storm under your breath as you wished your wife was a bit more understanding and not so damn fucking cruel! You would let out another defeated sigh before turning on your computer and bitching up a storm... |
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