Wonderland - Version 2024

F1 Portmanteau

F1 "Portmanteau" – our dear Humpty Dumpty seems to be a connoisseur of this, so research about it here - Portmanteau - and then come up with at least ten words of your own design. Wow us!

1. “TourOn” One word we used often in Yellowstone reservations was the blend of tourist and moron. The unfortunate pairing of a tourist doing or asking the most ignorant things.
2. “IgnoRamus” Another term for someone that just does not think things through. But this is already a word, so this probably won’t count.
3. “WingWang” for-a-goose’s-bridle - When you cannot think of the proper name for something, you use this term. Of course, there are more than two words in this combination.
4. “MountainMaid” I used this combo when I was selling on Ebay. My previous last name was Mountain and I made what I sold = Maid as a woman.
5. “SmokeShifter” A magical tool that will make all your problems disappear - usually left-handed.
6. “Doo-dad” A term for a useless item that you cannot find and cannot remember the name of.
7. “SirReal” - A strange very proper gentleman.
8. “WiFairy” - Wireless connection that has a mind of its own.
9. “FreakUm” - Strange little thing.
10. “JumboShrimp” - Obvious but not obvious, again, not my invention.
11. “DeeDoo” - Added to the end of Whoop, it means a ‘big deal’
12. ”HapWish” - Wishing for happiness.
13 “Wabi-Sabi” - Sushi anyone?

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