Wonderland - Version 2024

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Rejection Ejection

Haven’t we all had enough of all the badness in the world?

Are you through with rude retail? Being bumped off in the road?

Have people brushing you off like yesterday’s bread crumbs?

Are you sick of being sick? Tired of being tired?

Want your just rewards?

Well, quit scrolling! We have just the machine for you!

Now available, for a limited time only, the one, the only:

Rejection! Ejection! Perfection!

Yes - that’s right!

We’ve developed a vacuum that will suction all that’s bad off this planet. And we have a place for everything evil.
It’s called outer space.

The Ejection machine will suction up that person, that sickness, that bad situation and blast it into outer space. Perfection! But be careful, someone may find you worthy of Rejection and insertion into Ejection.

Once into outer space, there will be no way for that person, place or thing to bother anybody. In fact, it will no longer be a bother to anyone. We see this as a permanent solution, so be careful who and what you bring to this machine as it may alter the course of your life and the life of those around you. It may also have the ability to change history.

Call 1-800-555-1234 for more information or contact us at www.rejection.ejection.perfection.org.

Disclaimer: Of course this is false advertising. No one is foolish enough to invent or market such a machine. Remember, always follow the Golden Rule. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

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