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India today
Sarcastic messages from the Vice-Chancellor of Mumbai University in one liners about India that are completely true :
1. If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper
2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday
3. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, & if child gets spoiled blame the mobile
4. If someone is asking for dirty cloth to clean something, then you are in India
5. The only country where people fight to be termed as 'backward'
6. In India, you don't cast your vote, you vote your caste
7. An incredible country where actors are hugely involved in politics & politicians are always acting
8. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it
9. And the ultimate one: The country where liking a Facebook post and sending messages on WhatsApp gets you arrested selectively, while raping does not..
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