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Party Time

My new neighbours, Chris and Janji, are having a party tonight to celebrate Janji's birthday...and I've been invited. I can't believe I'm nervous. It's been so long since I socialised that the idea of being around a crowd of people is intimidating. I'm normally quite outgoing (sober), but people do tend to freak me out.

I've had three coffees today, and usually only have one. I'm pretty hyped. I'm not going to drink alcohol, so being a little chatty (rather than a drunken slur) will for sure be a better option.

Earlier today, I went to the local mall to buy Janji a present. I spent a little more than I anticipated, but I couldn't GAF about money. I then got my eyes tested and bought a new pair of Ray-Ban reading glasses. I wish I had better than an upgraded account on WdC so I could upload a picture of my smiling face wearing them.

I was on a roll, so onto the next store while I waited for my glasses to be done. I bought a shirt (which I am wearing to the party) and a baseball cap. I also purchased two pairs of Calvin Klien underpants, and if I told you how much I paid for them, you would think, like me, that I am mad. I had a haircut yesterday. I'm wearing my new undies and feeling extremely good. Caffeine is so awesome...even though I know I'll spend half the night in the loo peeing, and that later, when I try to sleep, I'll be cursing it.

Party on dudes.