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My family goes berserk while I'm at a hockey game. |
It was Thursday, January 1st, 2026, and you have just been woken up by your wife crying her eyeballs out in the TV room! As you start to get up, you start to ponder and wonder if something has happened again. You think that maybe she slipped and fell in the shower again, or crapped her panties sometime this morning, or God forbid, she burned breakfast again! You would walk into the TV room to ask what is wrong and she tells you why she is so upset that morning... It was because she got the boot from social media again!!!![]() Are you fucking kidding about this? You would ask what has happened and apparently, during New Years, while stuck at home with the kids, she would storm onto social media and unleash her anger onto the hockey team's social media account! Unfortunately, it would lead to her account getting locked up the next day! Seriously, WHOEVER IS RUNNING THE HOCKEY TEAM'S MEDIA ACCOUNT NEEDS TO LIGHTEN UP AND QUIT BEING SUCH A PANSY!!! The next day, on Friday, January 2nd, 2026, you would get some bad news! For starters, Ross would be going back for another hockey game...this Saturday... Not only that, but you found out that earlier that day that one of your nieces would get arrested shortly after getting fired from a McDonald's! And to top it all off, your mother, who would be driving over to Ross's house to confront him about this, would get arrested just for taking a nap inside of her car! This would set you off again! You would then proceed to make plans to confront that bastard at the ice rink tomorrow! The next day, on Saturday, January 3rd, 2026, you would be getting your camera and equipment ready to confront the bastard, but would get interrupted when your wife and kids come into the room! Turns out that your wife wanted you to go with her and the kids to see the new Zootopia 2 movie! "Not right now honey, I'm getting ready to confront that bastard Ross at the ice rink and..." "Yeah well, that shit can wait, me and the kids want to go see a movie and..." "And I told you, I'm not up for it! Now, let me get back to getting ready to confront Ross and..." "AND I TOLD YOU THAT SHIT CAN FUCKING WAIT! NOW, YOU EITHER TAKE ME AND THE KIDS TO SEE ZOOTOPIA 2, OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL BEAT YOUR FAT ASS, AND..." "Yeah well, whatever bitch, you can't fight worth a fu-" Before you could finish, your wife would run over like an angry wildebeest and smacks you around! She would punch your face in enough to knock you out cold! Unfortunately, all of the ruckus would cause your neighbors to get concerned and calls the police on your family! (Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!) As you come to, the first thing you would hear is your kids crying their heads off while paramedics patch you up! As soon as everyone leaves, you are once again, stuck at home, all alone, with the screaming little shits while Ross is at another hockey game having the time of his life! |