Straight No Chaser

For the Lazier Daisies

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if i were a...

1. month: february
2. day of the week: thursday
3. time of day: two o'clock in the morning
4. planet: neptune
5. sea animal: dolphin
6. direction: eastward
7. piece of furniture: ottoman
8. historical figure: zora neale hurston
9. liquid: honey
10. stone: baltic amber
11. tree: birch sapling
12. bird: cockatiel
13. tool: measuring tape
14. flower/plant: climbing ivy
15. kind of weather: seventy-five degrees, light showers
16. musical instrument: muted trumpet
17. animal: persian
18. color: kendal green
19. emotion: frustration
20. vegetable: edamame
21. sound: low murmurs
22. car: ford escort
23. song: stevie wonder's"superwoman/where were you when i needed you"
24. poem: e.e. cummings's "somewhere i have never traveled,gladly beyond"
25. food: salad
26. place: the emerald forest
27. material: denim
28. taste: honey roasted peanut butter
29. religion: scientology
30. word: "error"
31. object: broom
32. body part: neck
33. facial expression: fake smile
34. subject in school: english
35. cartoon character: zoe macpherson
36. shape: broken circle
37. number: four

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