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Sexy Khakis of Sexiness

So, I started work at this gym. There was a dresscode at the gym that permited us to wear two things; a work-issued red shirt and khaki pants.

Well, who looks good in khakis? Very few people. So, naturally, I thought I looked gross so (again, naturally) I called upon my best friend to complain. I explained my delema to her and she proceded to reasure me that I probably looked 'sexy' in the khakis. Well... I didn't/don't, so we went on to argue about this for a while until she told me the next time to just think of them as my 'sexy khakis of sexiness' and everything would be alright. Well, she has made me need to giggle every time I see myself in the khakis.

Fortunately, they informed me of their mistake, and that the uniform for maintenence people is a black shirt with black pants... hallelujah, I've been saved from breaking out in laughter every time I go to wash the arobics-room windows... and the khakis are going right back to Ross's where I found them.

Don't get me wrong, they are cute khakis, but WHO looks GOOD in khakis? I don't even think they are flattering on models. The body might be good, but the pants aren't.