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by Mumsy
Rated: ASR · Book · Comedy · #1381782
Quotes from a small (and not so small) Monkey
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#704575 added August 24, 2010 at 10:02pm
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Getting better at this bribery thing . . .
Bob: What does it take to put you to bed and get you to stay there?

Monkey: Twenty dollars?

Which was really a better answer than mine (duct tape).

Moulin Rouge quote
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