My World Of Hopes, Dreams, Fantasies

I Saw What You Did Last Night

Prompt: Write a poem or short story with the following line: I Saw What You Did Last Night.

I saw what you did last night.
You chopped down the neighbor's deer tower.
I am on your side. You are in the right.
Deer hunters think they have power.

You saw what I did last night.
I had the skunk follow me to the neighbor's yard.
Mrs. Jones got sprayed and got quite a fright!
That was my last trump card!

Mrs. Jones steals my paper and pulled up my plants.
Her husband egged my car and lets his snake in my house.
In his house, he will find some nice hungry red ants.
I got rid of his snake and in his house, he has more then one mouse.

The Jones house is now up for sale-
their house sprung a leak big time.
A hole in the roof let in some nasty hail.
Is their bad luck due to my crime?

I saw what you did last night.
The Jones family will be moving soon.
The Jones family no longer want to fight.
Every night, they get a visit from my raccoon!

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