My World Of Hopes, Dreams, Fantasies

Funny Do's and Dont's

Prompt: Write 10 funny Do's and Dot's that tickle your fancy.

1. Don't leave the toilet sear up. I hate having my butt touch toilet water.
2. Don't clutter the computer desk with dumb papers.
3. Do! Buy some paper organizers, you tight wad!
4. Don't leave a paper Dixie cup on the sink. What do you think we are? Duck Dynasty?
5. Do! Throw the paper cup away after you get a drink. It isn't rocket science!
6. Don't pile clothes on the hope chest. The hope chest gives the house class. Yes, I think I live at Downton Abbey!
7. Don't hang your sweaty shirts on the back of the Dining Room chair. Were you born in the barn and raised in the chicken coop?
8. Do! Hang your sweaty shirts on a hanger in the bathroom!
9. Don't clutter the Dining Room table with papers and junk. Keep the house looking nice. Let's be elite.
10. Do what you want to the garage. I don't live in it.

This is my list of Do's and Don'ts for my husband. Thanks for reading.
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