The Undiscovered Country

You Mean I'm Going to Die?!

Articles are making the rounds about a study by the World Health Organization proclaiming that processed meats (and some non-processed including red meat) cause cancer.

My grandparents ate all kinds of meat, died in their 80s, and not from cancer. Vegetarians and Vegans have contracted cancer having never or at least rarely eaten meat.

I'm not buying, especially not from an organization founded by the United Nations. Nearly everything they say or do has a political motive.

I'll give you a few statistics that are 100% accurate:

Every single one of my grandparents (and parents) signed up for Social Security and subsequently died. I know others now living who are currently on or will soon take Social Security will also die.

Therefore, Social Security causes death.

Every single person who ever lived drank water. Lots of it. They also died. I can say with utmost certainty that drinking water causes death.

We need to create a petition banning both Social Security and water. I'm sure the UN will help us out with that.