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Who wants to be President?
#890221 added August 18, 2016 at 2:30am
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The Age of Rocks and Politics..
How do geologists know the age of rocks?
They measure the radioactivity of the rocks..
That is assuming the radioactivity is constant.
Salt water will increase the age of rocks.
Fresh molten lava submersed in sea water
appears to be millions of years old by
radioactive carbon dating.

There is no accurate way to determine the age
of rocks...

Neither is there an accurate way to determine
how the general public will vote.

Polling voters is futile.
I am amazed at how gullible people and geologists
can be.
There is no way to be certain how old the planet is.
And who can know what causes people to vote?
Maybe its all an illusion.

I HAD A PET ROCK!

A materialist insists that truth can only be proven
from concrete facts.
But, the age of rocks can only be interpreted.
Fossils are proof of life, but how do you know their age?
Biologists arrange fossils by the layers fossils are found in.
But, some fossils are jumbled up in banks.
There are petrified trees in the walls of the Grand Canyon
that cross centuries of layers...

I was polled by a computer automated phone call.
The recording asked me who I would vote for.
I said, "Snoopy."
I was then asked why I chose this candidate.
I said, "Because he's loyal and a good dancer."
Is this scientific?

MY PET ROCK'S NAME WAS FLUFFY!

It is absurd to assume that science will pull
a rabbit out of a hat and solve all our problems.
It can't tell me how old Fluffy is.
People can believe anything.

I believe if Jesus is immortal, then he probably
is a recluse.
He tried to help people and was crucified.


So, screw it!

This has been a public announcement for Snoopy
and Fluffy.

Peace out.

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