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"Man oh man. This is a dull day." Freddy remarked. "What was the first day?" Muzzy queried. Freddy raised his left eyebrow, "What?" "Well, you need a sun and an orbiting planet to record a solar day." Muzzy continued. "Yeah and your point is?" Freddy was confused. Their fishing was not productive and Freddy had drunk 3 beers and ate a banana. "Just pondering the meaning of time. Physicists theorize that time is irrelevant in a multidimensional universe ... They call it a multiverse." "Maybe, I should use that spinning sparkling lure?" Freddy was not interested in a multiverse. "Listen to me I know what I'm doing." Muzzy was reaching a meaningful moment. "If something can come from nothing, then nothing is impossible. That's magic. It's just a matter of knowing the right spell." Muzzy said and took a bite out his peanut butter and jelly sandwich. "Alright, prove it." Freddy was looking directly at Muzzy. Incredibly, fish began to leap into their boat. "Holy smokes!" Freddy shouted. "Incantations aren't necessary if you believe in the mind of God. But, which God?" Muzzy paused as he gathered the fish up into a cooler. "Let's take the fish to Sally. She'll give us a good price." Freddy said, as he turned the boat back to the dock... "You have witnessed a miracle and all you want to do is sell the fish." Muzzy rubbed the side of the side of the boat and it vanished. Freddy and Muzzy stood on the water. Muzzy said, "Follow me." And they walked ashore. "This is nuts!" Freddy shouted, "I am not fishing with you ever!" Freddy stomped away to his car. Muzzy scratched his head, "There are none so blind, who will not see." 356 653 V |