My World Of Hopes, Dreams, Fantasies

Promptly Potter Quotes Story/Poem Challenge Day 13

Prompt: "His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother."

His life's ambition is to have his head cut
off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother.
This is so disgusting. Who wants to have his
head stuck up on a plaque like a deer's head?

He is a nutter. A squirrely elf. He doesn't know
any better. I put as much difference as I can
between me and that nutty elf. His mother's
head on a plaque is just down right scary!

Just never go over to his house for supper.
You want his mother's head looking down at
you? I am glad I live at the castle where
his kind can't enter the door. He is banished.

Let's get back to the castle. Remind me to never
set foot on this side of the woods. My head might
be on a plaque in one odfthose squirrely elves tree
houses. Maybe they think two heads are better then one.

On that note, the three young wizard students headed
back to the castle. They never went near the elves
again. No one wanted to lose their heads over an elf.
Like seriously? Always keep a heads up when you see an elf!

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