Popcorn Bad Movie Fun

Spawning Salmon and Prehistoric Women!

Kate Winslet, Titanic actress and femme fatale
in an upcoming Woody Allen movie Wonder Wheel,
stood shivering beside a rushing stream in
Canada. She is wearing a Lini Lini cave girl
lingerie. "There's no f-ing way I'm going in
that water!" Kate spouted and shivered.

Muzzy sat on a heated enclosed boom camera
crane, "I need to get a shot of you spearing
a salmon!"
The crane swung over to William Shatner,
who was bundled in Artic wear.
"Bill. I need some solid reaction shots
of you discovering the cave girl." Muzzy
said through a speaker phone.
Bill gave a thumbs up.

Kate dipped into the frigid water.
"Mother f-er!" she cursed and jabbed at
the salmon leaping up stream about her with
her spear.
"I can't feel my legs!" she shouted and gurgled.
Bill stood on the bank and made surprised gestures
and expressions.
"Okay! That's good! Bring her in!" Muzzy waved
to the crew that pulled Kate in on a safety harness.