THE ANGRY MAN

The State of Sanity in Trump America..

"Wow." Mary exclaimed.
Her husband Carl looks over to his wife.
"I just saw a bear." Mary remarked.
He stops their amphibian pick up truck.
Carl looks about, "Oh? And we're in Maine."

Mary smirks and looks at her map.
"I think we're close to our keep." she states.
Carl continues driving through the wetland.
They arrive at their fortified log cabin.
"Did you bring the Eucerine?" Mary asks.

"I've got it." Gail holds up the lotion.
Gail is Carl's second wife...
She's seated in the back seat in yoga paints.
She is large breasted and is wearing a camouflage t-shirt.
Carl munches on a Twinkie, "I just saw a duck."

Carl takes his Trump, Make America Great, cap off.
He wipes the sweat off his forehead ..
His daughter Peggy is fidgety.
"Why can't I stay home?" Peggy asks.
Mary looks sternly at her daughter.

She hands Peggy a glass bottle of Coke.
Peggy finishes off the Coke, "Seriously."
Peggy rolls her eyes, "There's no electricity."
"We need to get ready for the civil war." Carl states.
Gail smiles, "Yeah and your an Allstate insurance rep."

"So, I know the bubble is going to burst." Carl pulls in.
He parks the pick up, "The Bolshevik liberals want civil war.
"They'll put us in FEMA camps and castrate the men and rape the women."
"Dad. Aren't you raping me?" Peggy queried.
"Lot took his daughters as wives." Carl sipped some water.

"Hun.. She's pregnant." Mary popped another Coke.
"Just say she got drunk at a party." Carl got the AR-15.
"Everyone at school will think I'm a hoe." Peggy punched her backpack.
Gail hugged Peggy, "Teen pregnancy is not stigmatized anymore."
"Be proud your making the white race stronger." Carl answered.

"We're Jews! Dad." Peggy pouted.
Carl spun around, "Jesus was white!"
"And we are Baptist!" Carl clenched his teeth.
"Your upsetting your dad and we have to set up the dinner." Mary said.
"Mary was a teenage mom and she didn't give any lip!" Carl growled.


Reflections~Some traditions are best forgotten.



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