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Fight of the Zodiacs [176.33] Adult humor... *cough*

In a world where Aquarius becomes Aquaman and Pisces becomes Pikeface:

Fight of the Zodiacs

"Aquaman begged to blow the world away
if Pikeface wouldn't give him a blow-job.
But... jaundiced Pikey... prayed to the Heavens
and gave him a golden shower instead.
The Greeks danced in the vernal rain."

That would be my essay for the End Times of Marvel.

But it wouldn't be poetry.

There once was fish-face named Pike-guard
who dared the Aquarian blowhard
to sit for a shower
for only an hour
but piss isn't gold in a junkyard.

So. much. for. that.

Pikey: "rain, rain, come out to play."
Aquaman: "stop pissing on me!"

This dispute went on for some time.
It became know as the Age of Aquarius.
A windy wet Age it was! So juvenile...
But boys grow up, leave behind their toys.

And no one dared mention any of this
at their wedding.

© Kåre Enga [176.33] (9.april.2019)

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