THE ANGRY MAN

They Gave Them Sharpies!

Seven suburban women stood before the FOX NEWS camera.
"They gave us SHARPIES!" the leader Kim stated.
"Ah-so what?" the Fox News reporter queried.
"We asked for the Republican ballot and they gave us SHARPIES!"
Kim reiterated, "Sharpies bleed through the ballot."

"People who asked for Democratic ballots got pens!
This isn't fair!" Kim folded her arms and grimaced.
The blond Fox reporter look confused, "Do you want a recount?"
"It's too late. I should have refused the Sharpie and taken a Pen."
"Yeah." the blond bombshell Fox hottie looked nauseous.

Muzzy clicks off the TV.
"Fox News has very cute reporters." he pondered,
"Why do they always have a bright key-light on them?"
Muzzy opened a can of ravioli.
"Whatever happened to that reporter who looked like Emma Peel?"
"I'd like to see more leather spandex on the Fox ladies."
"What if Trump took all the leftover campaign money?"
"Will Milania stay married to Trump?"
"Does Milania wear leather spandex?"

Muzzy got dressed to do some laundry and stretch his legs.
"Diana Rigs played Emma Peel on The Avengers" he recalled.
Muzzy shrugged, "They were British spies or assassins."
"Alex Joans is calling on his listeners to surround the White House."
Muzzy looks for his socks, "I hope this is a peaceful transition."


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