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Cool whip topping October 19, 2025 at 8:06am I was in a conversation with my wife about finding something and she knew where that something was. She says to me, "And that is why you have a wife." Of course, my lizard brain pipes up without thinking, "Just one?" I could tell the doghouse was mine, but it seemed I wanted full ownership.
"How many wives do you need?" she asks.
"As many as it takes to get the dishes done, the laundry done, the floors swept, and exercise me when I get fatter."
Well, I can ... [Read more] Red's take on Goldilocks October 11, 2025 at 8:27pm I wrote a promt for copilate and asked to expand:
“Red and the Ruin”
Red Riding Hood didn’t knock.
She never did.
The cottage door creaked open under her clawed hand, hinges groaning like old bones. Inside, the air was thick with steam and the scent of meat—sweet, fatty, unmistakably ursine.
Three bowls sat on the table. Red sniffed each one with a predator’s precision.
The first was too cold. The second was too bland. The third was piping hot, flecked with glisteni... [Read more] Teachers love October 10, 2025 at 5:02pm I will rate this one a bit higher due to explicit language. My wife got a text from one of the Teachers at my son's school and thanked us for our wonderful boy and he is such a joy to be around. In the class she teaches, she works with special needs that are more violent or more difficult to work with. She said she was losing her love of teaching when the students were calling her a 'Fucking Bitch'. I have heard my own son saying those words, and he learned them at school. It takes a... [Read more] |