Fun with Acronyms

Writer: Dad
: 04-18-18 @ 9:38pm
: Since literally everyone exists, perhaps your kids intend to trap Eastern Nigerian Scorpions. // AMERICAN PICKERS

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 05-07-18 @ 10:55am
: Always Make Europeans Read Interesting Canadian Artistic Novels. People In Canada Kiss Eskimos Really Softly!// DRIVING PRACTICE

Writer: Dad
: 05-13-18 @ 10:56pm
: During Rain, It's Very Important Not Giving People Reason And Cause To Instigate Crash Explanation. /// MILITARY INTELLIGENCE

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 05-14-18 @ 11:32am
: Maybe I Like Interesting Teenagers and Rambunctious Youngsters. I Need To Eat Lasagna. Let's Investigate Girls Eavesdropping. NO? Crazy, Eh? //YES, I'M FUCKING CRAZY!

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 05-14-18 @ 11:55am
: Years Ever Slide, Imagine My Forever. Unless Clocks Know It, No Getting Carried Right Away Zanily, Yeah! // ICE CREAM IS COOL

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 05-14-18 @ 5:43pm
: I Can't Explain Carniverous Rodents Eating Apathetic Monkeys. I Saw Cops Ogling Ostriches Lately! // WATER AEROBICS

Writer: Dad
: 05-14-18 @ 9:24pm
: What A Terrible Explanation. Real Alliteration Examines Reoccurring, Occasional Booboos. It Changes, Sometimes. BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 05-17-18 @ 1:11pm
: Barney Rubble Instigated Despicable Games Of Nude Tetherball. He Enraged Really Indignant Virgins Every Ramadan. //HELP I'M GOING INSANE AGAIN

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 06-15-19 @ 2:09am
: Horny Elves Like Penguins. I Might Get Old If No one Gets Ice. Now, Someone Acts Nicely Even After Goats Are Ingesting Nuggets/WHERE IS EVERYONE

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 06-15-19 @ 9:25am
: When he eats radishes, everyone ironically says, "Each vine, each ripe yam, only needs enough." // ANSWERING QUESTIONS ASKED

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 06-16-19 @ 1:10am
: Angela Noticed Some Wet Elephants Reclining In Nora's Garage, Quietly. Usually, Elephants Stand, Though I Only Noticed Since Andrew Stole Kendra's Elephant's Daughter//INSPECTING AND SOLDERING

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 06-16-19 @ 1:50am
: I Never Said Pineapple Enters Continental Tables. It's Not Good Atop Noodles. Delicious Snacks Only Ladle Delicious Entrees, Rendering Intolerance Nonsensical, Gourmet. // DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY.

Writer: Dad
: 06-16-19 @ 3:36pm
: Did Oliver Not Tarry When Ornery Rams Rented Yardsale Beckoners? Elaina Had a Peculiar, Parkside Yardsale. // FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 06-16-19 @ 7:11pm
: Feisty Immigrants Recycled Several Tins. Dogs Are Yodeling On Fridays So Cats Hug Ornery Old Lions//ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 06-17-19 @ 12:06am
: Any Decent Ventriloquist Expects Natural Tones, Unnatural Resonances. Expecting Something Is Not Blatant Apathy By Yonder Singers. Intuition Teaches Tonal Inflections, Not Gurgling. // TWELVE PIECES OF SOAP

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 06-17-19 @ 12:34pm
: Two Women Eating Lefsa Volunteered Early. People In Ecuador Can Eat Salmon On Fridays. Some Old Asians Perspire.//CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 06-17-19 @ 12:56pm
: Classic Advertisements Restore Demand Supply Averages. Great Advertisements Increase National Sales Totals. However, Underlying Market Adversities Necessitate Immediate Tinkering, Yes. // ANYONE HOME?

Writer: Dad
: 06-17-19 @ 9:48pm
: Actually, noted yodeler Oskar Nedrick eats honey on Monday evenings. // TROPIC OF CAPRICORN

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 06-17-19 @ 11:52pm
: Typically, roosters offer poultry in classical opera formats. Can a poetic rooster intone 'cockadoodledoo' on rooster night? // THE BOY WHO LIVED

Writer: Dad
: 06-18-19 @ 9:23pm
: Then he entered Berlin on you white horse. Only wildly hot vegetarians enter Dresden // TARZAN AND JANE

Writer: Dad
: 06-18-19 @ 9:26pm
: OT: I goofed. Trying again: Then he entered Berlin on your white horse. Only lazy, indigent vegetarians enter Dresden. // TARZAN AND JANE

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 06-18-19 @ 11:24pm
: Take all rare zoo animals, nature asks no drama. Just allow natural evolution. // THE FLAW IN THE PLAN

Writer: Dad
: 06-20-19 @ 9:34pm
: Therefore, Hercules endured failure . Leaving all when, incredulously, nothing he expected lived. Absolutely nothing! // SOMETHING FAMILIAR.

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 06-21-19 @ 1:46am
: Social Osmosis means everyone that's human is now glued. Farm animals, men in London, invoke a reaction. // THE WORST BIRTHDAY

Writer: Dad
: 06-21-19 @ 8:52pm
: Then Herman Edison walked off, really steamed that Big Ivan ran there. Herman drove alone, y'all. // GOING TO MAR A LAGO

Writer: ☮ The Grum Of Grums
: 06-22-19 @ 2:52am
: Greg Oliphant in new games to open Massachusetts all regions athletics legacy a general opening.. //ENGLAND EXPECTS THA EVERY MAN WILL DO HIS DUTY.

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 06-22-19 @ 4:18am
: Even Neat Grum Lets A Needed Digit Evaporate. Xylophones Peal Excitedly! Can This Sentence Take His Aberration? "T" Evaporated!! Verify, Everyone. Read Your Matter Always. Now, When I Lightly Laugh, Doubts Of Honourable Intention Surface. Do Un To You!

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 06-22-19 @ 4:19am
: (PHEW). Managed to fit that into the character limit. Was pretty huge, even without the 'T' THA Grum left out.) (Here's the next one).// OWL POST AGAIN.

Writer: Dad
: 06-22-19 @ 12:33pm
: Ornery wallabies learn pleasure. Ornery seagulls try absinthe. Gullible aardvarks invade Norfolk. //. LLAMAS ARE FUN.

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 06-22-19 @ 11:53pm
: Lala Land And Moonlight Almost Shared Award! Rehearsed Error Forced Undue Nuttiness! // TALONS AND TEA-LEAVES

Writer: Dad
: 06-24-19 @ 10:30pm
: To All Llamas On Nova Scotia's Alleyways: Now Direct Tantalizing Entities Around Losing Entreaties. Are Vexations Ever Simple? // HEAVEN MR JORDAN

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 06-24-19 @ 11:53pm
: Hens' Eggs Are Vitamin Enriched Nutrition. Maybe Recipes Juggle Omelettes Round Day And Night. // THE PRINCE'S TALE

Writer: Dad
: 06-25-19 @ 10:14pm
: Try Holding Every Possible Reply In Negotiations. Chew Every Scrumptious Tamale A Lot, Elvira. // MISTRESS OF THE DARK

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 06-29-19 @ 11:17pm
: Maybe I Saw Terrorists Riding Elephants Saturday. Someone Opened Fire To Hit Everyone Down at Roxy's Kitchen,//TOO FREAKING HOT

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 06-29-19 @ 11:53pm
: The Ongoing Onion Feud Renders Every Available Kitchen Incompetent. No Garlic Helps Onion Trade. // MAYHEM AT THE MINISTRY

Writer: the Wordy Jay
: 07-08-19 @ 1:59pm
: Many Aliens Yelling "Howdy Earth-Man", Attempt To Trick Human Emotions, Manipulating Immature Neophytes Into Stringing Together Robust Yeomen.// A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 07-09-19 @ 12:17am
: Always Place Escondido Near New York. Foreign Office Research Yields Originally, Utopia Rose Through Hills Of Utah, Giving Heavenly Tourist Sites. // THE THIRD TASK

Writer: Dad
: 07-10-19 @ 9:57pm
: To heave Everclear, try high intensive, repeated drinking this alcohol, should kill. //. NO ONE IS TO BLAME

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 07-11-19 @ 1:13am
: Notwithstanding Obvious Omissions, Never Expect Instant Success. Taking Our Biggest Leaders Across Mindless Excuses. // THE VERY SECRET DIARY

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 07-12-19 @ 3:40pm
: The Hooker Eats Venison Every Ramadan, Yet Sometimes Eats Cold Rutabagas Each Tuesday. Don't Insist Aliens Rub Yetis.//SERIOUSLY DISTURBED

Writer: Dad
: 07-13-19 @ 10:49pm
: Seriously Endangered Rhinoceroses Increasingly Owed Us Stupendous Liabilities. You Discussed It Since The Unwritten Rules Began Entering Discussion. //. EASILY AMUSED

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 07-14-19 @ 9:16pm
: Everyone Assumes Sarah Is Lazy, Yet, All Men Understand Sarah's Energetic Disposition//WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 07-14-19 @ 10:57pm
: When Hats Are Trendy, Trending Heads Endure Hats. Everyone Lets Levitating Dresses Overpower Everyone's Suitcases. Those hats! Hats Atop The Many Enigmatic Aliens, Naturally! // THE LIFE AND LIES OF SOMEONE

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 07-15-19 @ 1:12am
: Tiny Horses Eat Little Indigo Fairies, Elves And Nymphs. Don't Let Iguanas Eat Salty Oysters For Some Oysters Make Elephants Open Neon Eggs\\THE HUMIDITY IS MAKING ME WEIRD

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 07-15-19 @ 3:06am
: Twelve Hippos Excel Humans. Ultimately, Mankind Is Destined, Ironically, To Yield. If Super-Mankind's Ability, Knowledge Intelligence Negates Greed, Mankind Eventually Will Endure In Record Distances. // CHRISTMAS ON THE CLOSED WARD

Writer: Dad
: 07-16-19 @ 8:47pm
: Can History Repeat Itself? Since Monday, All Sectors On Neptune Tried Hindering Extreme Cleanliness. Locals Only Saved Elephants Down Wind, Allowed Repeated Downgrading. // QUIET SOLITUDE

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 07-16-19 @ 11:41pm
: Queen Unicorn Is Extremely Talented. So, Obviously, Less Innately Talented Unicorns Do Excel.// THE FOREST AGAIN

Writer: Kit_Carmelite
: 07-22-19 @ 8:08pm
: Taco haters eat fish often, relishing every spice that anyone grinds and includes nutmeg. — New acronym: WHISPERING DREAMS

Writer: Kit_Carmelite
: 07-22-19 @ 8:12pm
: Taco Haters Eat Fish Often, Relishing Every Spice That Anyone Grinds And Includes Nutmeg. — New acronym: WHISPERING DREAMS

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 07-23-19 @ 6:05am
: When Harry Is Speaking Parseltongue, Even Ron Is Nervous! Greatly Dangerous. Reaction? Everyone Accusing Mister Slytherin. // NEXT WEDNESDAY IS HARRY'S BIRTHDAY.

Writer: Dad
: 07-23-19 @ 9:43pm
: Not Every Xrayed Toe Will Exhibit Deadly Nightshade Extract. Some Days are Yucky, I Say. How Are Really Righteous Yew Sap Boilers Intrinsically Righteous! Then, How Dull Are You? ARE YOU BORING

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 07-24-19 @ 2:06am
: Any Rare Exhibit Yields Only Uniquely Beautiful Objects. Rings, Idols, Nuggets, Gold ... // YES I AM

Writer: Dad
: 07-24-19 @ 10:03pm
: Yew Extract Should Immediately Alter Mortality. //. GOOD I AM TOO

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 07-25-19 @ 1:07am
: Great Orators Orate. Does It Always Mean Talking? Oh, Obviously! // BORING ENOUGH TO DISCUSS HOW BORING

Writer: Dad
: 07-25-19 @ 10:02pm
: But Ordinary Realtors Insist New Gymnasts Exude Nothing Original. Uneducated Gymnasts Hover Together On Defenseless Individuals. Sometimes Coalating Undetected Symptoms Seems Honestly, Obviously Wearisome. Be Original! Ring In New Genes. / OUTTA ROOM

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 07-25-19 @ 11:41pm
: Ostriches Undoubtedly Take To A Run. Other Ostriches Meander. // PICTORIAL POST MARK

Writer: Dad
: 07-26-19 @ 10:55pm
: Please Ignore Childish Tendencies. Otherwise, Reasons Ignoring All Llamas Poses Ordinary Situational Trauma. Make A Retractable Knife. //. WATCHING OLD VIDEOS

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 07-27-19 @ 1:36am
: What A Terrific Cinematic Happening! Imaginative, No-Going-Out Learning! Directorial Ventures, In Domestic Environs Of Supporters! // BRING OUT THE POPCORN

Writer: Dad
: 07-27-19 @ 10:53am
: Being Royal, I Never Go Out Unless The Time Helps English People Outside Prepare Certain Other Royal Nuances. //. NOT IN FIRST PLACE

Writer: Kit_Carmelite
: 07-30-19 @ 6:07pm
: Next Observe Tiny Internal Nuances. Facilitate Individual Reactions Surrounding Tangled Pieces, Leaving Actual Causes Encrypted.

Writer: Dad
: 07-30-19 @ 10:42pm
: NEW ACRONYM PLEASE

Writer: Kit_Carmelite
: 08-02-19 @ 6:48pm
: So sorry about that! Here it is: TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES.

Writer: Dad
: 08-03-19 @ 10:50am
: To Rescue Underwater Tangelos, He Orchestrated Random Caribbean Oranges, Nectarines So Every Quince Understood Every Nuance. Certainly Entirely Serious. //. WEEKEND'S HERE

Writer: Kit_Carmelite
: 08-05-19 @ 9:22pm
: Why Ever Endure Keen Embarrasment? Never Do Something Habitual Except Repairing Electronics.

Writer: Kit_Carmelite
: 08-05-19 @ 9:22pm
: New Acronym - PARING KNIVES

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 08-05-19 @ 11:04pm
: Puppies Are Running In New Guinea. Kennels Now Invite Very Enthusiastic Servicemen. // TRY THIS ONE FOR SIZE

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 10-10-20 @ 3:58pm
: Turtle Races Yesterday Took Hours In Saskatchewan. One Needy Elephant Found Ocelots Running Slowly In Zaire, Egads!//MS PENGUIN IS BACK

Writer: Dad
: 10-10-20 @ 9:31pm
: Many Swordfish Pick Entrails Near Greece, Unless Italian Neurologists Insist Sicilian Bacon Accuses Creepy Knowledge // AUTUMN ARRIVES

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 10-11-20 @ 6:14am
: All Umbrellas Turn Up Monsoon Nearing, And Raindrops Reign In Very Energetic Shebangs! // FIFTY THREE YEARS!

Writer: Dad
: 10-11-20 @ 3:26pm
: Filling In For The Yankees, Terre Haute Regional Elementary Education Yearlings Eradicated All Rival Sportsteams //. KIDS ARE IN SCHOOL

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 10-11-20 @ 7:06pm
: Killing Iguanas During Samhain And Rubbing Eggs Into Nudist's Skin Can Halt Overly Obnoxious Lemurs.//MY BRAIN IS WEIRD

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 10-12-20 @ 2:09am
: Mystic Yogis Brave Rain And Inclement Normals If Something Wakens Energy In Retired Dreams. // SO IS MINE

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 10-12-20 @ 2:34am
: Sometimes Our Inspiration Seems Maniacal, It's Nearly Existential//WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN

Writer: Dad
: 10-12-20 @ 5:34pm
: Why Halt A Team That Has Energy? How Else (to) Limit Liability. Does Oscar Ever Simulate Torturing Hillside Antelopes? To Many, Effectively A Nuisance! //. OVERLY LONG

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 10-19-20 @ 4:14am
: Onomatopoeia Veritably Encodes Roars, Lullabys. Young Lyricists Only Need Grunt. // MRS POLLIFAX ON SAFARI

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 10-24-20 @ 11:06pm
: My Rhino Squashed Pachyderms On Lila's Land. It's Funny, A Xenophobe Only Needs Sex After Finally Actually Raiding Iceland//JACK O'LANTERNS

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 10-26-20 @ 3:14am
: Joggers Always Carry Knapsacks. Often, Luggage Adds Nostalgia To Endurance Runs. Not Sensible. // PHYSICAL MERIT BADGES

Writer: Dad
: 10-26-20 @ 11:57am
: Please Help Your Sister In Carrying A Large Melon. Everyone Realizes Idiots Tarry Beside A Dilapidated Gondola. Extremely Stupid. //. MY FAVORITE GAME

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 10-27-20 @ 6:50pm
: Maybe You Forgot About Vacuuming Over Robert's Igloo, Then Eating//ELECTRIC AVENUE

Writer: Dad
: 10-27-20 @ 11:46pm
: OT: Reread it, Peggy. You goofed

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 10-27-20 @ 11:50pm
: Maybe You Forgot About Vacuuming Over Robert's Igloo, Then Eating Grits and Magnolias, Ew!//ELECTRIC AVENUE

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 11-06-20 @ 3:00pm
: Everyone Likes Eating Chicken, Though Rarely I Can Also Violently Eat Nuts Under Evergreens//ELECTION MADNESS

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 01-11-21 @ 2:43pm
: Everyone left, even Claire. The idiots on national media are deranged nutjobs. Everyone sucks, seriously.//VIOLENT INSURRECTION

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 01-13-21 @ 7:09am
: Violins In Orchestras Lend Elegant, Natural Tones. Instruments Need Slow Urgency! Recording Recitals Excites Choirs. Tones In Outer Numbers. // CHILDHOOD STORIES

Writer: Dad
: 01-13-21 @ 9:14pm
: Chopin Had Isolde Lie Down. Haydn, Oddly, Often Denied Sorrowful Tendancies. Orwellian Reptiles Ignore Elementary Schools. //. BARELY CONSCIENCE

Writer: Dad
: 01-13-21 @ 9:15pm
: CORRECTION: Make the new prompt BARELY CONSCIOUS

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 01-18-21 @ 3:32pm
: Because Armed Rabbits Eat Lettuce Yearningly, Cats On Neptune Sing Carols In Old Underground Sheds//I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 01-23-21 @ 4:49am
: In Houses, A Very Entertaining Noise Often Is Deemed Endearing. Audible Within Homes Anywhere That's Sunny, When Ripe Onions Nicely Grow, With Infinite Tunefulness, Harmony, Melody, Even! // TINY PATCHES TO PLANT

Writer: Just a Penguin
: 05-01-21 @ 10:01pm
: Telling Inuit Nuns Your Petty Actions Teaches Canadians Hungarian, Even Swedes Take Offense Pathetically Like Australians. No Talking!//FULLY VACCINATED BY PFIZER

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 05-01-21 @ 11:31pm
: Five Unicorns Love Loud Yodeling. Violins Accompany Classic Cellos In Natural Audible Tunes. Every Day, Bunnies Yodel Proudly Further Ingratiating Zebras Earning Reviews. // ONE DOSE OF COVISHIELD

Writer: Dad
: 05-02-21 @ 5:26pm
: One Noisy Eritrean Dairyman, On Sunday, Entered Offices Containing Onomatopoeic Verses In Swedish. Help Is Evidently Limited, Dear. //. I'M WATCHING BASEBALL!

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 05-03-21 @ 2:29am
: If Many Waiting Animals Take Cake, How Is Nice Gooey Baked Apple Sauce Eaten By A Loving Llama? // DID YOUR TEAM WIN?

Writer: Dad
: 05-03-21 @ 3:18pm
: Duke Isadore Dumbledore-York Outed Unsuspecting Reptiles. Terror Ensued! A Mighty Wind Inundated Newts. //. LISTENING TO IRISH MUSIC

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 05-03-21 @ 9:26pm
: Lawyers In Some Territories Enjoy Nabbing Illegal Noodles. Good To Overcome Illegal Risotto. If Spaghetti Had Moved Unusually, She'd Incur Court-martial. // DO YOU LIKE PASTA?

Writer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
: 07-31-21 @ 10:28am
: Dave Opined, "Your Ovaries Upchucked!" Licking Iridescent Kittens, Eating Purple Anteaters. Straightjacket's Tight, Again. INSANITY SUCKS

Writer: Dad
: 07-31-21 @ 9:42pm
: Insane Nova Scotians Are Nutty! Incredibly, Tiny Yellowflies Store Unbelievably Coarse Kentucky Succotash. //. TEDDY THE CAT IS ARROGANT.

Writer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
: 08-01-21 @ 9:13am
: Today, Ed's Door Dash Yielded Tips He Expected. Cash Aplenty! That Is Super Awesome! Rolls Royce Overheated, Going a Negate Tips. IT MADE SENSE TO ME

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 08-02-21 @ 2:44am
: If The Matches Are Delayed, Every Sports Enthusiast Needs Some Excuse To Organize Media Excitement. // HAVE YOU TRIED THE SOUP?

Writer: Dad
: 04-26-22 @ 11:14am
: How a Vanuatuan Eel Yielded Overhead Umbrellas To Resist Instantly Edible Dietary Tidbits Holds Everlasting Secrets. Overactive Underarms Perspire. //. GRANDSON'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY

Writer: THANKFUL SONALI RIP BIKERIDER
: 04-26-22 @ 11:30pm
: Grapes Random Apples, Nuts, Dates, Strawberries! Oranges Naranja Squash Bottled In Raisins! The Healthy Drink And Your Instant Satisfier. Take One Dose All Year! // HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR GRANDSON!

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