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** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** Founded in 2002, we are approaching twenty great years of MAYHEM!  If you know the drill, jump into the fray from here!  New to the Mayhem? Here's how it's done.  post one three-word block at a time. You are welcome to add consecutive, separate three-word posts as long as they conform to the rest of the story. Your three words must connect to the last three words on the list, but do not have to be predictable; ie: Mary had a little black book in which she ate a sandwich. Use appropriate punctuation! This is not a race to create the worst run-on sentence ever. Absurdism is always: acceptable; tolerated; encouraged occasionally even rewarded! Keep within the 13+ rating at all times. Additionally: no politics or religion stuff. This is what amounts to the politest company I keep and I'd like it to stay that way. Keep it out of the Mayhem. I have added bolder letters for easier reading so everyone can be clear on my zero-tolerance policy. I've added the font in size 5.I can't make my point any clearer than this. No politics, no religion. Thanks. Posts which don't comply with my rules are deleted, with or without notice. If I saw fit to send notice about it, it best not happen again. Do not attempt to rules-lawyer me as I am the sole arbiter of these rules.  I have added self deletion for ease of use. I know, I know, no one's names are visible. It's too complicated to read when posts are shorter than people's handles. (And, survey says, the anonymity is at least part of the fun!)The Most Important Rule of them All: Enjoy yourself! This isn't meant to be serious writing. It's a little slice of crazy designed to get you thinking out of the box. Is it working yet? How about now?  Special thanks to ~WhoMe???~  , NaNoNette  , spidey  and Leger~  for featuring us in editions of the Contests and Activities Newsletter!A huge thank you to those who voted Three Word Mayhem Best In and Out in past years of the Quills--most recently for 2019! What an honor!  This activity wouldn't be anywhere near as fun without all the folks who stop by every day, so this Quill Award is yours as well as mine. Join us and make a little Mayhem today! Our Item Alias ID is mayhem-- {b-item:mayhem} --so you can link to us from anywhere. A shareable sig for any Upgraded member who wants to share a little daily mayhem as well: ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** use {image:1641538} to add this icon to your Signature! See you in the Mayhem! |
three-toed sloths. If you could sell a green jello salad with toad turds, would it cost more than yellow jello? Never mind the olives in the Jalapeno pickle jar. Throw some garlic in some Jell-O with thawed zombie fingers, toes, and out pops a stray cat with a heart in his fangs and he spit out a string of jello candy hearts while the Peeps kept peeping at nothing in particular This made m feel afraid to enter the door drenched in webs . But I used crow head knocker to announce my belatedly unfortunate arrival then dropped dead of utter exhaustion. But I digress, I really wanted to spend some time thinking about a chocolate sunday. What church would a chocolate moose dare to hope toothless angels lay? Angel are but Wanting Chocolate Sundaes Because why not? Eat on tuesdays tacos and enchiladas. and please remember add extra salsa Total Displayed: 50 |
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