Abruptly a perky female voice chimed onto the line. "Hello soon to be fatty, are you looking for a perfect way to pork up and pig out? Well then its a good thing you called Weight Gain Incorporated!" Greg was a bit stunned at what he heard. Not only by the operator's perkiness but the actual things she was saying. "This is a pre-recorded message because one of our live operators is not available at this time. Would you like to stay on hold for a live operator or continue with the pre-recorded message?"
"Woah!" Great exclaimed, slightly intrigued but confused. Weight Gain Incorporated? He thought to himself. What is this? The female operator on the line was certainly inviting, but this certainly wasn't a number you call when you want a free grill....
"Come downstairs for breakfast!" Susan called from the kitchen, she and the family had been waiting all morning for Greg to wake up. Susan hated when everyone had breakfast at different times and she wanted the whole family to be present at meals, this included Greg.
Curiosity and the complete oddity of a "Weight Gain Hotline" intrigued Greg and so he innocently continued with the call. "I'll be right down!" Greg stammered, obviously slightly embarrassed that he was actually going to continue on with the call.
"I'm sorry sir I did not hear your request. Please say it again." The female operator asked after Greg failed to respond.
Greg put the phone back to his ear, hoping he wasn't disconnected. A live operaor would be nice Greg figured, he wasn't looking for much, he just wanted to know what this Weight Gain was all about...
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