Nick clung to the nearest pubic hair for dear life. At his size, each hair was thick enough to wrap his entire body around. Slowly sliding down the hair, Nick reached Jeremy's tanned skin and began to bite down to get the giant's attention. He felt a rumble as Jeremy sat down on the toilet sit. Still holding on to the pubic hair, Nick braced himself for impact. His world shook as Jeremy planted his hairy butt on the porcelain seat. Great, Nick thought, he's going to take a dump. Unfortunately for Nick, Jeremy had other plans.
The giant grabbed a tooth-pick from the adjacent counter and began to inspect his pubic hair. He had let it grow wild for a few weeks now, and he was afraid that crabs may have moved in while he paid less attention.
Meanwhile, Nick screamed as the massive, beige object entered the forest. It started to swivel around, pushing hairs out of the way without effort. Nick realized that his plan had actually worked, and Jeremy was searching for the "bug" in his pubes. Trying to grab hold of the tooth-pick would be suicide, it would more than likely impale or crush him. Besides, it was not staying in one place long enough to actually grab hold of in the first place. Nick decided instead to help Jeremy out by biting on his skin again. This time, Nick bit down, pinched, and kicked all at the same time in hopes of gaining Jeremy's attention. Nick covered his ears as thunder erupted from above, seemingly mouthing the words "OUCH!" It worked! Nick thought with glee. Suddenly, the pubic hairs surrounding him were pushed away as light spilled on to him. Looking up, he barely had enough to time to move before the tooth-pick launched at him.
"Aha! There you are you!" said Jeremy as he pried away more of his pubic hairs. He could see a small, white speck jumping around in his crotch hairs. "Well, this is the end of the road for you, my friend." Jeremy, totally unaware of the irony of what he just said, lifted a lice-comb from the counter and began to brush his pubic hair.
For an instant, Nick thought Jeremy had recognized him, but he was quickly proved wrong as a new behemoth-like object descended upon him. The giant bristles gleamed as the brush charged toward Nick. The wind was knocked out of him on impact when the first bristle connected with his body. Being given no choice, Nick clung to the bristle as Jeremy lifted him out of his pubic hair and into the sky.
"HELP!" Jeremy it's me, Nick! HELP ME PLEASE!" his cries fell on deaf ears as Jeremy casually brought the brush closer to his massive eye to inspect the bug he just pulled out of his crotch hair. Realizing the inevitable, Nick knew that if he stayed on the brush he would surely be killed, so he took a deep breath and let go of the bristle.
Nick closed his eyes as he fell toward the handsome face of his rival.
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