A beautiful day at south park
The town is filled with snow in spite of it being Spring
all the kids are miserable at school
while the adults are either being shitty to one another at work or doing nothing but watch tv at home, their i-phone, their 2nd i-phone, or thru the windows of someone else's house.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the oblivious residents of south park, a flying saucer flies down from outer space, landing right next to a certain house.
Doorbell rings at the Marsh residence
"Hey Sharon!" calls the half naked Randy, whose only in his undies, having heard the doorbell but not wanting to leave his couch while watching tv.
"SHARONNNNN!!!!"
"Hey, hey Sharon!"
"SHARON!!"
"SHA-"
"WHAT!?!?!" yells the annoyed wife Sharon
"Sharon, someone's at the door" Randy replies while keeping his eyes on the tv
A baffled Sharon just stares at her lazy husband before yelling "THEN OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR!!"
Randy responded with the excuse that he would miss his program
"You mean that cooking channel crud that you'd rather masturbate to then GETTING A JOB AGAIN" Sharon angrily yell
doorbell rings again
"Yeah yeah Sharon, I will try to get my job back soon or eventually, just need to relax a bit more while you answer the door" Randy said, having made similar excuses for procrastinating on finding another job for almost the last 2 months
Sharon, having given up on reasoning with her husband, angrily went toward the door while remarking how childish Randy is being. "You know, sometimes it feels like I'm raising 3 children rather than just 2!!!"
Once at the door, Sharon took a breath to "calm down" and proceeded to open the door. "Sorry for keeping you wai-" before Sharon could finish her statement, what appeared to be a gun was pointed in front of her face. It was then when she realized that the people at the door were not people at all but rather aliens.
"Congratulations female human, you get to be our first test subject for your impending doom" the alien holding that gun said, with some kind of translator, before pulling the trigger.
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