It was another day in South Park. A saturday in fact. The boys where at Stan's house playing on his gamestation. Cartman had just beat Kenny 5 times in a row in "Immotral Combat: Lethal Affiliation" (Please don't sue. >:D) and the boys where becoming restless about what to do.
"Well Stan." Cartman began. "I officially declare this ass whupping of the big loooooser Kenny to be over. Now can we do something else? Beating a guys head in then ripping hsi spine out gets kinda boring after you've done it 39 times." Stan thinks for a moment then says. "How about we go to the lake and throw rocks in the water." Cartman looks at him with contempt then says. "Ok whatever. Anything's better than whupping you guys at video games."
The boys put the controllers down, Stan switches the machine and the TV off and they head towards the door. Kyle turns to Cartman and says. "You know Cartman. Most of us don't actually get to own all those games. Some of us have to rent them then take them back you know." Cartman responds. "What's your point jewboy?" Kyle replies. "Well that's probably why you beat Kenny because he had no chance to practice on Immortal Combat." Cartman just groans and says. "Shut up jew."
The boys head out the front door closing in behind them then go to the nearby lake shore and begin throwing stones into the water. After a few minutes Cartman gets bored with this then as he picks up a stone her notices an old lady walking along the pavement rather slowly with some grocery bags. He laughs and says. "Sweet." as he throws the stone at the old woman hitting her in the ribs and winding her. She falls to the ground then the other boys notice what Cartman did. After just staring for a couple of seconds Stan begins complaining about Cartman's action. "Cartman! What the f*8k is wrong with you!" he says. "Yeah why'd you just attack that old lady? You jerkwad!" Kyle asks. Cartman just shrugs and says. "I was bored. Besides. Old people suck. If she didn't want to be violeently attacked she should have driven to the store and back like everyone else. These old fossils should be in old people's homes doped up so we don't have to look at their depressing bodies..." Cartman continues to rant about how old people suck and should be locked up as the old woman on the nearby side walk gets to her feet. Squints through her glasses at Cartman and his friends then says. "Hmmmph. Well it's that Eric Cartman kid again. It's bad enough he's a fat obnoxious religiously intolerant asshat but now he thinks him and his tearaway friends can just attack the elderly in broad daylight. Well I'll show that little punk and his friends when I get home and warm up the old cauldron.." The witch picks up her bags and heads home while the boys end up at Cartman's house by the time she gets home.
The witch is mad and decides to curse the boys to transform but does she curse just Cartman the one who attacked her or all of them or perhaps Cartman and just one other?
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