It felt like you were running the mile. Forever. Minuets passed, and still it felt like you weren't much closer to Annie as you were when you started. You'd have had more luck finding a fly to ride or... or a flee or... something! At the rate you were running, she'd be long gone by the time you reached the crapper—a name it was living up too, if the sounds Annie was making had anything to say about it!
You slowed your sprint to a trot, then a walk, before finally stopping altogether. It was pointless; no matter how hard you ran, you weren't going to make it over to her. That's it, time to cheat! With all the expertise of a teenage boy, you whipped out your Cellphone and dialed Annie's number. There was a deep thrumming noise coming from her clothes and, while she ignored it for a time, she eventually let out a great sigh and rose from her throne to answer the phone.
Before she did, however, her eyes locked onto you! Squinting even! You watched as you goddess of a sister tread towards you, each step making a thunderous BOOM noise, as well as causing an earthquake! This was it, she saw you! You hung up your phone and jumped.
"Annie! I'm right here!" a beat. "Shit, you probably can't hear me, can you?"
With one last final explosion, you sister was standing before you in all her naked glory! You didn't even have time to oggle her before she pinched you tightly between her fingers and lifted you up to her face. First off, ow. But hey! A few seconds of pain was worth a lifetime of being normal sized, right? Your sister squinted even more as she examined you; she was smart, and you could tell just by looking into her eyes that she was figuring everything out!
You couldn't help but admire how beautiful Annie was, especially her eyes; those iridescent green eyes—somewhat swollen from sleep—, staring sharply at your through the haze of sleep. You always liked her eyes, and not even in a weird way. They were just... nice.
Your sister let out a great sigh and—oh good god! The raucous stench of morning breath spread over you like fire—the description lies somewhere between death and shit, and you immediately felt yourself retch as the foul air poured into your lungs. And her voice! You couldn't even make out what she was saying, and between the air that washed over your with every word and the indecipherable ear-bursting rumble you were worried you might die here and now!
Wait, why wasn't Annie looking concerned or... or confused? She had a scowl on her face and soon she was walking back to the toilet.
"No... NO!" I began to thrash in her fingers, trying to get out of her grip before she did what I hoped she really wasn't going to do! "Annie! I'm not a bug, please! Don't throw me in there! Do—GYAAA!"
Annie's fingers opened over the toilet and dropped you. You sputterd as you landed in the warm toilet water. There wasn't a chance in hell you were going to fall in here without getting a mouthful of salty—oh fuck, the water was warm because it was full of pee! And only pee... with all the noise your sister was making, you would think...
The inside of the toilet turned down as yet another boom sounded; this time from above you. Annie... she wasn't done using the bathroom yet...
At first it sounded like a thunderstorm in the distance; just subtle rumbles and such; then the nightmare began—from what little light shone from between Annie's legs you could make out a faint outline of her asshole. You could see it pucker and swell before it opened up to let out a blast of foulness. I let out a scream of pain as my ears threatened once more to burst; the only thing positive that could be said was that it smelt better than her breath, for whatever that was worth.
It only grew worse, though. More and more detonations of gas erupted from your sister's colon, each one magnifying the stench and making your ears bleed. It sounded like a fucking war up there! Howitzers, machine guns, collapsing buildings—then a muffled pop sounded and, daring to look up, I saw why. A shape, a blob, really, was slowly being pushed out of the hole. This was what you were really afraid of; being trapped in the toilet bowl as you big sister answered the call of nature.
It was like watching a train wreck; even if you wanted to move, you were so disoriented and woozy from the staccato of gas that you'd probably just get hit with it anyway. With a clench, the mass was pushed all the way out and fell. It didn't hit you directly, but it was close enough to drag you under with it. When you swam back up, spitting up piss as you did, the water was broken by another, and another. Now not only was there a warzone going on above you, only now you were a target!
More and more Annie let loose. Some of her crap floated on the surface, and more than once you brushed into them. Other sunk straight down; one almost managing to take you to the bottom. The water was no longer just filled with pee, and soon enough you felt your skin begin to tingle. Annie didn't know you weren't a bug; she didn't hear you cry, couldn't fathom the cruelty she was actually performing.
A few minutes of dodging and screaming later (And one instance where you were in the wrong place and got peed on) and Annie was wiping herself clean. She didn't shit as much as you thought, but that didn't mean you wanted the toilet paper to land on you! Luckily you managed to dive under it before getting trapped, but when you emerged to see Annie standing up, instead of flushing like you thought she simply closed the lid.
A second later the shower started. You sister just shat and pissed on her brother and left him in a dark bowl of filth, then proceeded to clean herself! Fucking. Bitch!
You don't know how long you floated in there, burning from the intestinal acid and occasionally floating into a putrid log, but soon enough you heard the shower stop. Oh, you tried to escape obviously, even going so far as to burrow into one of your sister's... ah... You didn't really want to think about it. You had hoped that doing so would make you stick to the side of the bowl, make it easier to climb? Didn't work. Honestly it just made things worse.
There was a roar, and the water began to swirl around and around. You yelled one last time for Annie's attention, but your call for help was cut short as you, and Annie's waste, vanished into the putrid depths that awaited you...
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