"So yeah, remember when I said there wasn't anyone else? Well..."
Your ex-girlfriend rolls her eyes.
"I don't want to hear it. I just came to get a few things."
You and your new girl sit awkwardly on the couch while your girlfriend rummages around through cabinets and drawers and closets, tossing stuff into the box. When she's finished, she leaves without saying another word.
Thinking nothing more of it, you go on with your evening.
Until a loud knock at the door disturbs you once again.
"Police! Open Up!"
Confused, you make your way over to the door, just as the police ram the door, busting it open and off its hinges. Your new girl screams as they grab you and throw you to the ground, cuffing your hands behind your back.
"Looks like we got here just in time," one of the officers said to another.
"What are you talking about?" You ask, scared out of your mind.
"Got an anonymous tip that you were trying to seduce a minor. You're going to jail, perv."
"She's twenty! I swear!"
"That's what they all say," the officer remarks, hauling you off to the squad car.
Rather than spending the night in bed with your twenty-year-old lady friend, you're treated to a night in a dingy police interrogation room with two large, sweaty cops.
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