You stay still, making sure you look like you’re sleeping. Then you hear her moan as she wakes up. Then, with a disappointed moan, “Aw, he’s still asleep. But wow, he looks cute when he’s asleep.” She gets up and as she did, she can tell right away that you’re not really asleep. (Wow you’re such a bad actor!)
“C’mon! Get up!” she says… but not in a way you think. She’s rather… nice. You get up, and notice that she’s over at a table. The table, by the way, is a coffee table. Anyway, you see her on a couch, and she pats the spot next to her, “Come, sit.” She says politely. As you walk over there, you notice that this dragon isn’t all that bad. But you’re still a bit scared to see a dragon right in front of you. You sit, and she says, “Why aren’t you saying anything?”
You say honestly, “Well, you’re a terrifying dragon… and I’m an inferior human…” she giggles, “Well, you shouldn’t be scared of me if that’s what you mean. I mean, I like humans! Especially cute ones like you.” Then you explain to her, “Um, guys don’t normally like to be considered ‘cute’. Handsome, maybe. But never cute… unless they’re gay.” “Gay? What does gay mean?” she says with curiosity.
Well, since you chose female, I won’t allow you to say that you’re gay. Just letin’ ya know…
But I’ll only give you two choices: tell her about gay people, or tell her never mind…