A boot wouldn't be the best answer, since someone could wear it, and stuff their grimy foot & piggies all over your face. The pipe looked so empty, and you would be unnoticed. You travled inside the pipe until the rat dissapeared. After the rat was gone, it was best for you to get out of the pipe. Unfortunatly, as you made the first step, you slipped and slided deep into the pipe. You had no idea where you were heading, but you could tell it wasn't gonna be pretty. Your slide and finally come to an end, and you try to feel the surroundings. You felt nothing but the grease of the pipe. You felt scared & alone, but you couldn't give up, so you "tried" to keep going. The more you kept walking, the colder the air got. You could have sworn you heard some voices in the distance, but you held your fears and continued. Then with a glance back, you see three rats on your trail! You stopped the walking, and started a run for your life! You were making tiny slip-ups, and the rats were gaining on your trail. You thought this was the end. You were then feeling a little draft. You looked up & see a new pipe that was vacuming you into it. You were scooped and safed by the rats, looking confused at the bottom. Now the question in your mind: Where were you going now?
You appear in a totally lit room. It was white as a ghost! You look around, and see youself in a pool of water. the water was clean, but had a funky smell. You now see a giant figure appearing above you. You see a woman, probably in her 40s'. She had curly black hair, and with a serious look. She then turns and bends to your direction. You now got a clue when you were transported. You were in a girl's bathroom! You now watching your doom as the mysterious woman was about to release her waste on you. She first released a vitcious gas to get her prepared. You were close to being knocked-out. Then she was taking a piss all over you. You tried wiping it off you, but it just kept on coming. Now for the finale, she pops out a turd from her anus. It bombs right in your face, which takes you down deep into the toilet water. You came back for air, just to find tiny shit falling from above. You tried to dodge, but it was spreading everywhere! You now looked like brown vomit. She got up & grabbed the nearby toilet paper. She wiped her ass very cleansing. She then dropped the shit-covered toilet paper into your face. You had a face full of shit! Now she was reaching for the flush value. Did you go with the rest of the shit, or did you stick around?