"Lena!" Wonder Woman called out, stepping towards the other Amazonian woman warily, "What in Gaia's name are you doing here?"
"Right now? I'm enjoying the squirming of my former subordinate," she said, lifting the Sizer's gun towards Wonder Woman while using the other to pat her flat stomach, "but after that I think I'm going to go back to my plans for Man's World."
Wonder Woman's eyes widened; "Lena! What in Hera's name is wrong with you! You ate someone?!"
Lena smirked. "Yes. He failed me, so I devoured him alive. I can feel him swimming around in my stomach acids, pounding on the walls of my stomach..." Her eyes narrowed, "the same fate that will befall every incompetent, disgusting, useless man I get my hands on."
"Lena..." Wonder Woman took a fighting stance, "I won't allow you to harm anyone else."
"I respect you, Wonder Woman, but I won't let that stop me!" Lena fired the size-changing gun.
Tim watched wide-eyed as Wonder Woman held her bracelet up, as if to deflect the blast, only to instead shrink down to a similar size as himself.
Lena chuckled. "Thanks to some magical components integrated into the Sizer's weapon, even your magic bracelets weren't enough to stop it from affecting you. Don't worry, Princess; I'll let you go to fight another day. At a smaller size, but if you ever change your mind you can find me at the 'Orca Shipping' building at the docks. If you come as an enemy, we will deal with you as one. Now, where did that tiny brat go...?"
Tim immediately bolted, sprinting across the concrete. He looked to where Wonder Woman was; she was dazed like he had been, but if he could get to her in time she could fly the both of them to safety! He ran as hard and as fast as he could, but it was nowhere near fast enough. Lena spotted him, and began to move towards him, bending over to pick him up. He did everything in his power to avoid her; acrobatic leaps, erratic movement, even using smoke bombs to conceal his movement. But the size advantage was just too great, and he looked up just in time to see Lena's fingers closing in around him.
"Got you, little man," she said simply, bringing Tim up to her face, "I like to make things personal when I kill my enemies, so I won't swallow you just yet. In fact, I might even give you to my lieutenants, as a slave to use as they please. But first... Diana!" She dangled Tim by his cape, right over the warrior princess. "This will be the fate of all who oppose me!" Lena brought Tim up, holding him above her head, and opened her mouth wide below him. Tim could see everything; the way her saliva pooled in her mouth, covering every surface, the Amazon's pearly white teeth, her twitching tongue, and of course the dark pit in the back that had easily swallowed the Sizer just moments before. Then, she dropped him; Tim screamed as he plummeted towards the villainess's open mouth, landing on her spongy tongue with a wet splat. Before he could even think of acting, she shut her mouth, her perfect teeth clicking around him as he was sealed in the dark maw.
Wonder Woman looked up at Lena in horror, having recovered just in time to see Tim disappear into her fellow Amazon's mouth. "Hera, no... Lena, release him at once!"
Lena swished Tim around her mouth, looking up as if in thought. She shook her head no, before taking off like a race horse down the streets of Gotham.
Meanwhile, Tim was having a hell of a time trying to stay on the Amazon's tongue, trying to avoid both the entrance to her gullet and her ivory teeth. Either one could spell disaster, and although the Amazon didn't seem intent on eating him- yet- but one wrong move or an attack on the villain could send him down her throat, or result in him getting gnashed to pieces by her teeth. It didn't help that she was playing with him, moving him from one cheek to another with her tongue, and humming around him as if in appreciation of his taste. The slick saliva clinging to his body didn't help either; even when he did manage to stay on her tongue, it was so slick that he had to hug it or else he would be sent sliding around. He cringed as the organ touched his face, undoubtedly tasting him. He was almost relieved when Lena's mouth opened, and she spat him out onto a round wooden table. His relief was short lived however, when he saw the group assembled around the table.
"Hiya bird-brat!" Harley greeted him cheerfully, putting her face right next to his. "Gee, you look different! Did you get a growth spurt? Something new with your hair?"
"Mmm, what's this? A little birdie? He looks good enough to eat, how thoughtful Lena!" This voice belonged to Cheetah, a long time enemy of Wonder Woman. The way she eyed Tim reminded him of a way a cat focused on its prey, which wasn't a comforting thought considering Cheetah's feline appearance and their difference in size.
"Yeah, I've always wondered what one of you little guys tasted like," spoke another antagonist to the Amazon princess, Giganta. She was currently 'small', though she had used some of her growth powers to be at around ten feet in height. She caught Tim's gaze and licked her lips at him slowly, making the boy shudder in response.
"Yes, yes, the thought of eating men is all very appealing when they're bite-sized, but where's Batman?" asked the fifth villainess at the table, Poison Ivy. "Come to think of it, where's the Sizer?"
"Batman escaped with Catwoman, thanks to the intervention of Wonder Woman," Lena spoke, "I don't know where those three are now. As for the Sizer..." she tapped a finger against her belly. A loud gurgle echoed throughout the room. There was a pause.
"WOW-WEE!" Harley exclaimed excitedly, getting up and moving towards the Amazon. She placed her ear to Lena's belly, and listened intently to the gurgling, churning organ as it digested its prey. "I think I can hear him shouting for help in there!"
Lena scowled, shoving the jester back. Harley stumbled backwards, landing with a small "Eep!" on her rear end. Cheetah and Giganta laughed at this, while Poison Ivy looked at her partner with both sympathy and exasperation.
"Alright, enough of this," Lena commanded. The villains became silent as Lena began to give them orders. "I will go hunt down the other vigilantes of Gotham and bring them here; Cheetah, you go and retrieve Batman. Use any means necessary, but do try and keep them both alive. Poison Ivy, I want you to use your plants to monitor the city for signs of any other vigilantes or villains. I will go out and capture or recruit them as they are found. Giganta, you keep an eye on our operations here."
"What about me, boss!" Harley asked excitedly.
Lena smacked the palm of her hand against her face. "I don't- Look, you can stay here and babysit the sidekick for all I care."
Harley squealed in delight, and sprang up immediately, snatching Tim off the table. Tim felt like he was on a roller coaster as she brought him up to her face, grinning at the miniaturized boy manically. "You and me are gonna have a lot of fun!"
"Aw, I kinda wanted to eat the little squirt..." Cheetah said, disappointed.
Harley gasped, jerking Tim away from the feline woman protectively. "Hands off hairball, he's mine!"
Cheetah snarled, standing up and extending her claws. "Why you little...!" Poison Ivy's eyes darted between Harley, Lena, and Cheetah, while Giganta merely watched Tim's reaction to all this.
Lena slammed her fist into the table, making it shudder from her superhuman strength. "ENOUGH! You all have your orders, so get to it!"
Cheetah growled, but did as she was told, leaping out of a window and breaking off in an animalistic sprint, using her arms and legs like her namesake as she quickly ran into the urban sprawl of Gotham. Poison Ivy grew some vines from outside the window, having them wrap around her torso and pull her back out the way they came. "Harl, don't have too much fun with the brat. I've got a few ideas the three of us can try out once I get back..."
Harley pressed Tim to her cheek and winked at her partner in crime. "You got it, Red! I'll keep him safe!"
Lena leapt out of the same window that Poison Ivy had left through, leaving Giganta, Harley, and the tiny Robin alone in the warehouse. Giganta got up, stretching her arms out. "Well, I guess I'm going to go watch the monitors for signs of intruders. If you need anything, bother someone else. Unless you want to pass off that cutie to me, of course. I'll be sure to show him a good time before he takes the plunge." She winked at Tim, licking her lips once more, before disappearing into the monitor room.
"Aw, don't worry about them, Robbie, they're just teasin' ya. Can I call you Robbie? I'm going to make sure you're safe; oh, we're going to have so much fun! I can keep you as a little pet, and we can play games together, and I can introduce you to my pet hyenas, and MR. J! Oh, Mr. J is just going to LOVE this!"
Tim didn't know which part of that sentence he hated more. "Is there any chance you'll just let me go?" he offered.
"Hmm... nope." Harley began to laugh, placing her hands (including the one that held Tim) against her gut as she busted it. Suddenly a loud growl echoed in Tim's ears, coming from the depths of Harley's belly. "Snack time!" Harley said in response to her growling tummy. "Say, maybe I ought to have you as a topping bird brain!"
Tim gave her a quizzical look, which prompted another round of laughter from the jester.
"Nah, I'm just kidding. Let's see what they have to eat in this joint... besides you, of course!"
Tim groaned as Harley walked towards the makeshift kitchen. He could only hope that Batman and Wonder Woman were fairing better than he was.
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