Today's your birthday and you are super excited. You come from a planet called Gigantica, where almost everything is the same as Earth. There are only two differences, one being your technological advancements. The second is the size of the inhabitants. As you are average height here, you would roughly be considered a small giant on Earth. Be that as it may, your planet's entertainment business is the only lacking industry.
This problem was easily solved when your scientists discovered a way of connecting your satelites to those of Earth. That's how you first saw them; those adorable little Earth boys. You had to have them! So you compiled a list of all the great teen boy celebrities and gave it to your parents as a birthday wish list. Last night they journeyed to Earth and abducted your new captives, captives which were at that very moment in the cage in front of you. They all looked dazed, frightened, and utterly confused. Some are tied with bows, some have them on their head, some have already taken them off. Maybe by next year you can abduct some regular, non-celebrity boys. Maybe you can even make the government supply you with a sacrifice a day for fear of your planet destroying theirs. But one thing at a time.
"Well don't my new little pets look cute?"
A dark-skinned lad with large tattooed biceps and a white tanktop stands up from where he has been cowering with the others, stepping forwad. You recognize him as Lil Bow Wow. He pushes Chris Brown, Chingy, Jaden Smith, and Lil Romeo out of the way as he walks to the bars, a determined look on his face. You can't help but smile, knowing he isn't feeling nearly as confident as he appears to be. "Hey, we're not your pets! We're not toys! We're human beings!" As your smile deepens, he flinches a little. His voice cracks as he changes tone ever so slightly. "Wh-what ummm... What are you gonna do with us?"
"Interesting question my adorable little friend. Your Lil Bow Wow right?"
"No! I'm not Lil, I'm just Bow Wow now! I hate it when people say that!"
"Well, excuse me," you giggle, "but you look little to me. Anyway, I was gonna just play with you guys till I get bored..."
Corbin Bleu now steps up toward the bars from the back where he had been huddled, crying, with Zac Efron. The fact that they were holding each other, consoling one another, aroused you a little bit. "But when your done, we can go home, right?"
"Of course not. Your mine now." A chorus of fresh screams rang out, ranging from adolescent to manly.
Bow Wow pushed Corbin away, speaking to you directly again. "You can't do that! Why can't we leave when your done us?"
"Well, I was wondering what to do with you boys when I get bored. I can squish you, tear you up, use you as sex toys, put you up my butt. Anything." The screams turned to crying, and you could see that all the boys ecept Bow Wow were clutching each other, shaking in fear. "But since I first saw you guys in person, another idea hit me. Your all so cute... I was thinking you may even be cute enough to eat."
"Say what?" Bow Wow screamed. But it was too late, you had already reached your hand in from the top of the cage and pulled him out.
"Yeah, I've been wondering how delicious you would all taste. There's so many recipes I'd like to try; kid-ka-boy, Peanut Butter and Jimmy, Boys and Berry Pie, Cutie Pie, Meatboys, etc. Since you've got such a big mouth, why don't I start by tasting you. If your as flavorful as I thought, you are all going on a one way trip into my stomach!"
You ignore the sobbing and screaming, focusing on the little teen singer in your hand. You noticed that his skin is a different color than the majority of the other morsals. Maybe you'll take all the darker ones out and stuff them with marshmellows, caramel, nuts, nouget, cherries, and jelly to make them into chocolates. But first thing's first.
You'd like him to perform for you later, but right now let's just have a lick... or suck... or mouthful.