... as you look up in astonishment, a pair of hands with big, white, cartoon-like gloves descend from above on wooden arms. How the hell did the werewolf design this stuff?! The hands come down to waist-height, then grab hold of your pants and with a mechanical whirring and a loud tearing noise, rip your pants right off you and carry them into the treetops! You're left standing there in your boxers, trying frantically to cover up. If only you hadn't worn the pair with the big love-hearts on them today!
The werewolf laughs and gives you a (were)wolf-whistle. "Hey, nice shorts man!"
"Grrrrrr!" You've had to deal with his stinky breath, water balloons, boxing gloves, toilet paper... and now you're pantless! Enough's enough! You march straight over to the werewolf and push him back. "Alright wolf boy, cut it out! I've had enough of your stupid jokes!"
The werewolf doesn't look intimidated by you at all. "You know how dumb you look without your pants?"
"Shut up!" You shout at him. "Now are you going to apologise for soaking me and stealing my pants?"
He shakes his head left to right, and folds his arms stubbornly.
"Damn you! Well, I'm gonna sit down here until I dry off - and don't you come near me!" You stomp over to a tree stump and sit down on it, only to find...
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