"Frank, you've got Rachel's body!!!"
"What are you talking about, bro?"
"Look at yourself! Look down! You've got Rachel's body!"
Frank looked down, and then looked back up, puzzled.
"I'm sorry, dude. I don't see your wife's body...just mine."
John, exasperated, said, "Breasts, Frank! You've got breasts!"
"Thanks for the news flash, John. What would I do without you? I've had these things for over 30 years, but I would never have known if it weren't for you." He reached up and cupped his breasts as he talked.
"But Frank, don't you see? Reality has changed for you! I must have been pointing at you when I accidentally pushed the button the first time. Then when I pushed it to reset, Rachel surprised me and came out of the house at just the wrong time!"
"Okay, okay! I believe you," Frank said, "Although I can't conceive of having Rachel's body before now."
"No! You have Rachel's body now."
"Sorry, bro. When I think of Rachel's body, I think of that." He pointed toward the kitchen window, where they could see a taller than normal Rachel working at cleaning dishes at the sink.
"But you don't have a penis, and you've always had one...don't you remember?!"
"I don't man...I'm sorry. I've got what I've got, and I've always been perfectly happy with it," Frank grinned. "You've always held your penis over my head; like you've had something better than me. But I can never say that I've had penis envy. In fact, I don't know how you can walk around with that thing between your legs."
"Frank, you're a man!"
"Of course I am...do I look like a lady. Do you know of any lady with whiskers like I have?"
"You do look like a lady beneath the neck!"
"Well then, thank goodness we're judged male or female by our heads, then," Frank replied.
"What kind of crazy reality is this?" John thought to himself.
"Okay, John...either you're just playing with my head or I really did switch; what do you want me to do about it?" Frank asked as he picked up the device.
"Easy...I want you to switch back with my wife!"
"Okay...I'm trying to imagine this scenario from your point of view, and I hope you'll look at it from mine. You have to understand that I don't want to swap bodies with anyone, especially your wife. No offense, man, but she doesn't have the most well-cared-for body in the world. And, I've been working on keeping my body in shape for years. I've still got a good figure, and I'd rather not give it away." He stood straighter and poked his breasts out, causing quite a prominent curve in the robe, resulting in the robe slipping apart a bit, and some cleavage showing at the top of his nightgown.
"Alright, then...if that's your body why are you wearing a gown?"
"Maybe because I slept over here last night? Remember.. you invited me to go bring some clothes so we could have an early start. Irene is visiting her mother this weekend, so it's fine with her. Look...are you sure that that device isn't causing you to have a reality problem?"
"No...no...man this is terrible."
"I know just the thing that we can do to cheer you up," Frank grinned. "Let's get on with our tests and swap your neighbors!"
John...
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