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Chapter #4
A strong gust of wind blows you off course
by: Unknown
Qwazo hauls himself up onto your back, covering your scales with thick black ooze from his body. You groan and scowl at him, but he just shrugs and grins - you did offer to carry him, after all, and it's not his fault he's a tar ogre. "Seriously Qwazo, no farting while you're on my back," you warn him.
"Yeah, yeah..." He grabs hold of a scale that juts up from your spine. You stretch your wings wide, then with a powerful downward beat take off directly upwards into the air. Qwazo clings on tighter now - you know he's never been a good flier. You start flapping your wings, circling above Qwazo's hovel a few times. "Man, it doesn't look any better from above, Qwazo!" You laugh and fly off towards a small human village you know, where you'll be able to find plenty of folk to play pranks on!
However, before you're even halfway there, all of a sudden, you feel a grumbling in your stomach and a pressure in your butt. Damn, after complaining to Qwazo, now YOU need to fart! You don't want him to say anything, so you try to hold it in, flying onwards gritting your teeth. But after a couple of minutes you know you can't hold it anymore - you let rip with a monstrous dragon fart! You can hear Qwazo start laughing on your back. "Damn, Tenrow! I thought there was to be no farting on this flight!"
You're about to tell him to shut up, when another even bigger fart blasts its way out! This one's a real hurricane, and the force of it blows you way off course! You plummet through the clouds with Qwazo shouting on your back about your lack of flying skills, and before your know it you're lost - you look down and everything seems unfamiliar.
"Pardon me!" You grin as you apologise a little too late, but you know Qwazo loves to hear a good fart anyway. "But more importantly, I think we've gone off course. It looks like we're..."
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