A Jewish man, a Black man, and a White man were walking down a country road since their car had broken down. It was getting toward dark so they stopped at a farm and asked to spend the night. The old farmer told them they could stay but warned them not to bother his beautiful daughter. They all went too bed and through out the night took turns visiting the daughter.
The next morning the farmer wakes them all up at gun point. "I told you not to mess with my daughter! Now you'll all be severely punished. Go out to the garden, pick a vegetable, and bring it to me."
Thinking they were getting off pretty easy they all went to the garden. The Jewish man picked a cucumber and returned to the farmer. The farmer took the cucumber, told the Jewish man to drop his drawers and bend over. Then the farmer abruptly shoved the cucumber where the sun doesn't shine!
The white guy came in carrying an ear of corn. He was tolld to drop his drawers and the ear of corner was inserted in a forbidden cavity.
Suddenly both the Jew and the white man burst out laughing.
"What's so funny" asked the farmer.
"Poor George is coming now" the white guy answered. "He's carrying that six inch diameter zucchini squash you grew!"
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