Genma Shiranui joined his two companions outside the Hokage's Mansion. Today was a real bitch, Lady Hokage had herself working to death on this Debugakure case and she wa taking it out on all the jounin who were unlucky enough to be placed on guard duty
"Yeah, she's really P.O.'ed today Aoba." Raido sipped a small cup of water. His head was throbbing already and Tsunade's earlier tounge lashing didn't help, "She threw a file cabinet at me!" Aoba woed over his busted sunglasses, "A FILE CABINET, RAIDO!"
Genma grabbed a paper cup of water himself and joined in on the Kage-Bashing
"That's nothing, just a few minutes ago she stabbed my hand with my own toothpick!" he said, unwrapping a bandaged hand to reveal a very infected stab wound with wood shavings in it.
"I thought something looked different about you!" Raido laughed
"Haha, very funny." Genma mocked, "What's so important about this Debugakure thing anyway?" the bandana wearing jounin crushed the small cup
There was no answer, "Hey guys, I asked-"
"Debugakure claims to be a hidden village, and is doing so without permission from the existing villages." a new voice joined the jounin. Genma looked over nervously to see Shizune, the Hokage's right hand lady
"M-Miss Shizune!" he quickly jumped to attention, "I had no idea you were-"
"Calm down Genma, I'm with you on this one!" the black haired medic-nin sat down heavilly, "I'm usually all for Lady Tsunade actually doing her work, but this is just too much! She's working so hard that she's not even eating anymore!"
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A desk was seen flying out of the topmost floor of the Hokage Mansion followed by a loud roar of frustration from a certain blonde haired sannin. "RRAAAAAGH!!!" her gruff voice echoed throughout the entire village, "THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!" she screeched
"AH, DAMMIT!!" Tsunade realized that she had just thrown out all of her work in that desk, "Genma!! Aoba!! Go get that desk before all the papers fly out!!" she bellowed
She could hear the nervous pitter-patter of grown ninja scurrying off like frightened children at her command. The blonde lay down on a nearby loveseat, God her head hurt so bad!
Why were these ninja impersonating an official hidden village? From what she had gathered, they had a great economy and had strived even since the great ninja war! Tsunade had sent squadrent after squadrent to infiltrate this "Debugakure", but only about half of them ever came back.
From the information that she HAD gathered, however, Debugakure's namesake was it's incredibly obese ninjas. They had a special chakra stealing technique, they were surprisingly strong, and their official colors were purple... how they gathered that last piece of information was a mystery to Tsunade.
They proved to be worthy adversaries indeed, they had plagued Tsunade's attention for months. And without any counterattack from the village itself, Tsunade had no idea what to expect from Debugakure! If they launched a surprise attack, they were completely in the dark in regards to how to counter this special chakra absorbing ability!
She hoped that sending Team 7 wasn't a mistake...
Combined with the stress of losing perfectly good ninjas by the handful and the tension of not knowing when the enemy will strike, Tsunade hadn't eaten in about three or four days. She had lost a lot of weight (her boobs were unaffected, much to her delight)
Her cheeks were starting to sink in and you could see her ribcage through her skin. Tsunade sighed as she fell asleep...
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"Wake up."
Tsunade snorted as she awoke abruptly, her brow furrowed with anger. She was having the most wonderful dream about a land of desserts, chowing down on giant Konoha Dumplings, inhaling pounds of chocolates, slurping up gallons and gallons of frosting!
"You awake?"
Tsunade looked around, she was in a jail cell. Perfect.
"Listen to me when I'm talking to you!"
Her gaze travelled over to the massive shadow behind the bars. A fat man, a HUGE man, stood proudly. His gut hung out of his shirt (which only covered his manboobs and a little of the ribcage area) and his face sported an extra chin or two.
Tsunade snorted again, nearly choking with laughter, he looked absolutely ridiculous! "DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME!" his eye twitched, "You are hereby a captive of the great almighty Debukage!"
"Whatever, I'll just bust out of here and hand your-" Tsunade stopped when she realised that her chakra flow wasn't flowing!
The big man pat his stomach, "You like? It's a special technique to Debugakure, our body mass feeds off of nearby chakra!" he mocked the Hokage as he pointed a fat finger at her. "You bastard!" she yelled, "Do you have ANY idea as to what's going to happen to you AS SOON AS I BREAK OUT OF THIS CAGE?!"
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Hour four, Tsunade's boredom had reached it's peak. She had tried circulating chakra, but that was no good as long as those gaurds were around. She tried squeezing through the bars, her boobs just HAD to be so damn big! She even tried desperately digging out of prison, but the floor was made of tile...
It seemed that all Tsunade could do was just wait until someone came around and saved her...
Wait, were those footsteps? Yes! Yes they were! Had someone finally come to save Tsunade?!
No, it was just some gaurd. Some gaurd with food. A lot of food...
"Dinner!" He cried jovially, "Soup's on!" in his chubby hands was gripped a tray of very fine foods. Tsunade raised an eyebrow as he approached her cell, "Come on then, it's chow time lady!" the Debugakure Ninja smiled widely as he placed entree after entree inbetween the bars
"Woah woah, what's with all of this food?" Tsunade narrowed her eyes suspiciously, they were trying to fatten her up. Make it harder for her to escape. "It's the Debukage's orders, we're supposed to skimp out on the prisoners' meals... but..." he smiled coyly and slid a box of rice balls through the bars, "You're way too skinny, here, eat these rice patties!" he said as he headed out
Tsunade glared at the food. It almost seemed to glare back. She initially wasn't going to give in to gluttony. But, since she hadn't eaten in a few days...
"Mph... this village is weird..." Tsunade mumbled through her first riceball...
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