"Who the hell taught you to drive!" Buffy was screaming as she hopped out of the Explorer. The Escalade had rammed into her rear as she drove on the out of the way road and she was pissed. They were in the middle of nowhere and had not seen another vehicle for miles and out of nowhere she gets hit by the only other SUV on the road. Then she sees who the driver is and laughs. Now it makes sense.
Lindsay Lohan hops out and surveys the damage. "Damn it! Why were you poking along so slowly? My cell has no bars and I have to get to a set! Now we'll be late thanks to you, bitch!"
"Don't call me a bitch you washed up skank! We have to get to a shoot and thanks to your coked up driving we are stranded too!"
Both SUVs had emptied and there was a standoff between the two collections of busty babes. On one side was Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Scarlett Johansson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt. On the other side were four big breasted bikini models: Buffy, Bunny, Bambi, and Brandi.
All this noise attracted your attention. You are a mountain troll named Gnasher. You subsist solely on the meat of human females and you just hit the jackpot. You decide to stay low for now, Which is not easy since you are 7'7" tall and weigh a solid 343 pounds. If you rush out now some of these succulent honeys may get away, so you wait. After a lot of jug jiggling jumping around the two bands of babes head off in opposite directions on the road looking for cell signals or a service station. Since you know it is miles to either you feel you can soon pounce on one group and still haave time to catch up and devour the other. The only question is which to eat first...
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