She comes to a clearing in the forest. She had heard some odd noises from this direction, and figured she'd find her target here.
She was amazed to find, though, that her target was an enormous pig, stuffing its face with some berries it found.
It was over five feet wide, from what she could tell at her distance, and its belly spilled to either side of it. It's back rose two feet above it, and jiggled with every breath the beast took. This thing couldn't be a wild pig...
The vixen couldn't believe her luck. Not only was she going to eat, she was going to eat well.
She crept toward the beast, its back to her. With her sword drawn, she was about to make the killing blow... The pig would never know what hit it.
But her stomach conspired against her, as at that very moment it let out the loudest rumble she'd ever heard.
"Crap..." she thought to herself. "It's gonna run, now..."
But she was surprised when it didn't run; it didn't even stop.
"Huh," Maria said aloud. She bristled, as she was sure that that was gonna send it running... But it didn't. Either it was oblivious to her, or it just didn't think she was a threat.
"Are they really that good?" Maria asked. As if to answer, the pig let out a short grunt, and began eating faster. Its behind even began swaying back and forth, just as the vixen's had when she was digging through her bag, except with more jiggling.
Maria decided to take a closer look at the berries. They were a bit strange looking, to be certain. The berries grew in clusters, much like grapes, and were a light pink, with little blue stripes growing down the sides. They smelled very sweet; almost saccharine, really. The plant it grew on was equally strange... From a distance, the leaves had looked to be a deep green color, but upon closer inspection, were actually... Purple?.. The shape of the leaves was quite distinctive, too; it was hard to describe what they looked like, but their shape was oddly familiar... Wait! She recognized the shape of them! They looked like the silhouette of a very curvaceous woman. From the stem, she could make out a round head (with pointed ears on top?) tapering into a neck, which widened into a pair of fairly broad shoulders; from there, it curved inward, forming a pair of large breasts, and tapered down into a relatively fairly slender waist. At this point, it curved outward into the widest part of the leaf: Its "hips," which measured 5 inches across from one side to the other. Finally, it tapered to a blunt point. On the underside of each leaf hung a thick vine, which also tapered into a point. It looked like a bushy fox tail, she noted, as she looked at her own.
Overall, this was a plant that didn't look like it belonged on the planet, let alone this forest... And yet, here it was, right in front of Maria.
"Wow..." The orange vixen looked to her side, just to make sure the pig was still there (it was).
"I wonder what the berries taste like?" she mused. "But I wouldn't want to spoil my appetite for pork..."
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