Ignoring the mannequins , you head off to another part of the mall and sees a huge crowd gathering in a corner of the large complex.
You file past the group of people to see that a wedding is taking place and it's being filmed on TV as part of a reality show.
"A wedding, in a mall? Whatever works, people will watch anything on Tv. well, NOW they will. Heh." you say after getting a glimpse of the couple. A well tailored man in his early thirties in his suit and well greased hair. His wife to be backstage that you can see a short glimpse of in a large white wedding dress.
The ceremony begins as you look around and find two victims for the switch. You begin to laugh out loud as you spy a mall Santa Claus sitting on his high chair listening to what kids want for Christmas (we'll assume its Christmastime here for this scenario only if that's okay).
"I want an X-Box360!" -said the young boy to the Santa
"That's one." -Mike says as he looks around. The groom already in front of the stage waiting for his bride to be.
He looks over and see a rowdy group of teenage skater punks passing by with skateboards, dressed in heavy metal attire, steel toed shoes, spiky green colored hair, and the like. He then picks one of the three kids and snaps his fingers. All three are 15 years old.
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The wedding begins as the greased up-groom is switched with the skater girl who was trying to catch up with her friends. The two switch places as the skater girl's body is standing next to the best man and other aids for the show with a face of complete happiness even with his intense black makeup.
You look over and see Greased up-groom's body riding the skateboard in the mall catching up with her skater friends.
"Hurry the f**k up Claire!" - says one of the punk guys ahead said.
"Like wait for me you s**theads! This suit is a pain in the ass! " - you see and hear the Groom's body say as she handles the skateboard pretty well. The trio meet up and the other two boys don't even react as the larger man's body far towers her friends.
You snap your fingers again and make the next change and head back to the Wedding group.
You squeeze through several people and get a frontal view of the ceremony and see the Punk girls body standing at ease smiling.
The wedding music plays and down the aisle emerges.......... SANTA!
Yes, down the aisle, the group of people seated stand and watch in pride as the mall Santa switched with the bride to be walks down the aisle by the brides father by her side. The Punk girl's body smiles and breathes in and out in happiness. The two meet as they read each others vows. The minister reads them their marriage rights.
"I do." - says the Punk-girl Groom
"I do." - says the Santa bride tearfully and a crack in her male gruff voice.
The wedding ceremony ends as it becomes official. Santa bride kneels down and kisses the 14 year old girls body as the two run down the aisle. You shut up for the moment and run off to catch them. You see the last of them as they head off to their honeymoon, but not before hearing the Punk-girl Groom saying to her new hairy 48 year old bride: " I'm so gonna thrash you when we first get to the hotel."
The santa bride giggles as the two head out of the mall complex. you laugh so hard that your eyes are still in tears as you approach the group of people again. A passerby sees you and tells you:
"It's beautiful isn't it. I hope they have a long life together." - says the man
"yeah, me too." - you say not trying to laugh at that moment.
You head to the Santa village and see the last kid sitting on the Brides' body. Without the red and white suit you can tell the brides body is miserable. She gets up and heads into the back outside. You find her in the back smoking a cigarette and decide to chat with her.
"Long day?" - you say
"tell me about it. Little bastards just want this, this this. Pain in the ass!" - the Bride Santa says as she scratches her crotch and farts.
You laugh on the inside and decide to head back inside for more switching mischief.
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