"I don't want to be a lightweight, and I'm not sure about being a heavyweight, let's go in the middle!"
"Hey mom, can I bulk up a little?"
"Why dear, the doctor already says you're a little pudgy?"
"Oh, I just need to pack on a few more pounds for wrestling"
"Then I guess that's ok, just don't go overboard."
J looks up ways to gain weight...
"This article online says I can gain pounds with weight gain pills!" (Warning: Side effects include increased hunger, laziness, 500% slowed metabolic rate
J orders the pills and they come in two days.
Okay, down the hatch!
J pops 2 pills in and waits.
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