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Chapter #4

Bartz 'The Camelion'

    by: saucy jacky Author IconMail Icon
bartz:*walking down a dark forest path......* *sigh* ¬¬.......i am SO bored.......
zidane:HEY wait up jerk!
bartz:shut-up zidane
zidane:get a haircut.....
both:......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bartz:hahahaha....haha....ha-ha.....ha.......ugh.......god it's so hot
zidane:dont know what you......ooohhh.....god your right i'm melting.......let's get a drink!
bartz:good idea race ya!
both:*run off towards the river*
zidane:YEAH WATER-WATER-WATER-WATER! *about too jump into it but becomes mortified when he sees the river* OoO BARTZ STOP!
bartz:WOAH! *grabs his tail and pulls him up before he falls into the river*
bartz:what's wrong?
zidane:what do you mean look at the river!!
bartz:.....*looks at it* OoO OH MA GAWD WTF!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?
zidane:yeah tell me about it........
bartz:no WAY! *the water is green and sickly has a strange smell and strange plants floating through it* AM I DRINKING THAT WHAT DO WE DO NOW!?
zidane:jeez if you JUST open the backpack we have loads of water!
bartz:oh ok hand over the bag ^^
zidane:O-O..........
bartz:i said hand over the bag!
zidane:uh.....didnt you bring it!?
bartz:...>O< NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
zidane:sorry
bartz:never mind *sigh* well water doesnt JUST turn.....icky.......and ugly.......and weird so what do you think caused it and i thought woods were suppost to be COLD!?
zidane:yeah i know but is the water poisonous?
bartz:dunno......oh i have a scan potion
zidane:*snatches it and uses it on the water*.......OoO...........WOAH!
bartz:what is it!? *looks at the scan*..OoO.....no WAY!!
zidane:it says that it is fatal is ingested,inhaled and extremely painful too flesh.
bartz:hmm......should we test it?
zidane:sure *grabs a stick and pokes the water and almost instantly the water dissolves the stick completely!*
both:OoO *they back off from the water carefully*
bartz:ok let's just go
zidane:oh come on chik-chik-chik chicken!
bartz:i'll show you who's chicken! *jumps across the river and lands perfectly* HA top THAT monkey boy!
zidane:with pleasure! *does the same but faster*
bartz:well what do we do now?
zidane:dont you want too find out what made the water so.......whatever it is evil,deadly,powerful,hazardous ok hazardous!?
bartz:alright but you do realize it's probably a new weapon or a trap!


*meanwhile with 2 chaos warriors*
kuja:sephiroth why is the water so powerful!?
sephiroth:*pokes his masamune katana in the water and the water does'nt dissolve it,it just literally polishes it!*
sephiroth:hmm......strange....
kuja:well bird brain YOUR the expert on this life of the planet thingy beacuse you KNOW everything about the planet!! now tell me i de-MAND you too tell me what this stuff is it would make a good birthday present for kefka!
sephiroth:......this liquid isn't from this planet......or even this galaxy.....no not even this universe somewhere beyond like another dimension or existence.
kuja:your telling me that this stuff is alien!?
sephiroth:much stranger.......
kuja:hmm.....well do you want too check it out it could prove useful?
sephiroth:it might not slow us down.......*they go the same direction bartz and zidane is into the center of the dense hot humid damp forest*


*meanwhile back with zidane and bartz*
bartz:oh come on *slouching behind zidane barely able too keep up* can't we just take a break?
zidane:NO there is a temple in tribute and worship too a really weird god called FLAAREGARAHAGANATANYA and it's the god of poison and it came from another dimension or maybe even beyond!
bartz:PLEASE!
zidane:oh alright! ¬¬.....(thinking.......lazy good for nothing-call himself an adventurer he forgot too bring the backpack with MY sandwiches in them my lucious delicious banana sandwiches oh how i love you so.....wait.....WHAT WTF WTH did i JUST say.....i mean think i guess this heat is making me think so randomly so this is what they mean by not thinking straight! oh well can't hurt too take the weight off of your feet i guess....)


*meanwhile back with sephiroth and kuja*
kuja:oh come on birdy *crawling behind barely able too stand* can't we call it a day and-
sephiroth:shhhh.....this temple is like a huge shrine of water for the god of intoxication
kuja:WHA-the god of getting PISSED!?
sephiroth:humph.....stupid young-one the god of intoxication means poisoning everything around it for example the water and is unbelievably powerful i doubt even if we DO find it we wont be able too tame it or maybe even survive a single blow
kuja:SO i WANT A *roars* BREEEEEAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!!!!!


*meanwhile back with zidane and bartz*
zidane:*roasting chestnuts by a fire while relaxing on logs* huh did you say something?
bartz:*with his mouth full* no


*sephiroth and kuja take a break and go to sleep........
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