After watching yet another story on the news about a cute young girl getting kidnapped, concerned parents felt obligated to do something. Worried mothers called one another expressing their fear of their daughter being abducted. Each phone call was the same, "Did you hear another adorable girl went missing?" "It happened again another girl was taken while playing outside." "Its always the pretty girls that get taken." were among some of the common verses. However one mother came up with an unusual proposal.
"What if we fattened all of the pretty girls?" pondered a mother.
"What, fatten our own girls? Are you mad?!" replied a skeptical mom.
"No really, think about it, if the girls are fat, they won't have the urge to go outside and play making them vulnerable to abduction." reasoned the mother. "And since its always the prettier girls getting target, we'll spend extra effort on fattening them up."
"The other girls would copy the pretty girls..." a mom rationalized the theory.
"That's brilliant! We'll feed the girls tons of food, fattening them up, thwart their urge for outdoor activities and have them stay home and safe." explained a mother.
The women all consented to the idea and implemented it immediately. The girls found what would transpire next to be bizarre. Each girl woke up to be greeted with a huge breakfast, a huge stack of waffles drenched in syrup, bacon, and heavily buttered toast. The young girls struggled to eat it all but the concerned mothers forced it upon them. The girls left for school with bulging bellies filled with food only to return home for another feast. Some moms made the meals others picked up fast food which they consumed while watching tv, which the women fiercely encouraged to be watched. The prettier girls received very large portions of food, girls with milky skin, big eyes, and long flowing hair. As this routine was practiced the girl abduction dropped to zero, all the while the slim girls plumped up.
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