DJ over the holocomm: So how's your second attempt at that Anti-portal thingie going? You: I've got the isometrics perfect this time, I'm sure of it! DJ over the holocomm: You're so hot when you talk nerdy to me. You: I know. So I'll talk to you later, I have some last minute tweaking to do on the anti-dimensional portal. Arrivederci! DJ over the holocomm: Cute. Later! To your surprise the portal spontaneously activates and sucks you in. You: Uggh. My head. CeCe. Hannah. When'd you get here? Hannah: I love you! Hannah runs up and hugs you. You: Nice to see you too Hannah. Are you feelin alright? That's CeCe's thing... CeCe: Like I'd ever hug you. Bitch. You: Something is not right here... Amanda can you- Holy! Why are you in your underwear? Amanda: What? You dont like seeing me in my bra and panties? Plus I even put on my sexy heels, just for you! You: Ok. Wait. Where's Madeline? Amanda: Probably getting herself off somewhere. Your jaw hits the floor. Madeline. OUR Madeline? The same Madeline who constantly hits me over the head with her freakin scepter all the time for "sinning"? Amanda: Yes. Only she hits when dont wanna play with her. You: I must be hallucinating. CeCe pinches you. You: Oww! CeCe: Nope, not a hallucination. He he. All of the sudden you feel your boobs being groped, but no one's there- Hoodie... You: Hoodie! Hoodie uncloaks and is doing exactly what you thought. Hoodie: You rang Shanna? You: Oiy vey... Suddenly you see a red blur speeding towards you and you end up on the floor, Liz now stratling your chest. You: Hey Liz. Liz: Ello love. And I mean LOVE. She winks at you seductively. You: No way! Liz? Liz: Hoodie. Status? Hoodie: Firm and perky with just a tad of squish. Liz: Good girl. Here's $20. Hoodie: Awesome! Hoodie snatches the bill from Liz's hand and literally vanishes. Bianca: I'm surprised you didnt fall because of my powers. Liz: Oh. I fell alright. Shanna here caught me. She smiles at you. Carolina: Elizabeth! Are you really going to do that to my daughter while I'm in the room? Liz: Took ya long enough to realize granny. Is it time for your tea and crumpets yet? You: Is that another bizarre British thing? Liz: Yes. Now hold on. I have a feeling that your mum wants to pummel me right about now. Liz grabs you and whisks you to her room at super speed...
Meanwhile in the real world...
You2: A little pain never hurt anyone. CeCe: Oh my! Are you ok Shanna?! You2: Since when do you care CeCe? CeCe starts crying a little. CeCe: Since always! You2: I dont recall giving you a whiny little bitch program. I did put one in Hannah though... Hannah: Excuse me! You2: Unit 17, manual shutdown, authorization code 5. Hannah shuts down and falls on her side. That'll teach her to mind her tongue. CeCe: Shanna! You told us that you'd never do that to us! You2: Unit 18... CeCe: Gah! I'm sorry! CeCe gets on her knees and hugs your legs. You2: Fine... Anyone else have questions? Madeline: Tisk tisk. First lust. Now rage. Will the disappointments ever cease? You2: Oh cut the holier than thou crap. You're more of a shameless slut then I'll ever be. Madeline: I beg your pardon! I will have you know that I have been celibate my entire life! Amanda: Shanna, are you sure that you're feeling ok? You seem a little snappy today... You2: Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Amanda winks at Liz. Before you know it Liz is behind you and has you in a vice grip. Amanda: Tell us who or what you really are! You2: I'm Shanna. Your best friend since the 6th grade. Amanda: What is my favorite color? You2: Lavender. Hoodie: What is my mom's middle name! You2: You're a runaway we picked up in New York, how should I know that? Liz: Where am I from. You2: You were a foreign exchange student in my 9th grade year from London, England. Your house is on the street the Prime Meridian runs through. Madeline: What church am I from? You2: Our Lady of Perpetual Hope, 1206 Baker Street, Provo Utah. The largest Catholic Church in an otherwise Mormon dominated area. Can I go now. Bianca: What about me? You2: What about you? You still haven't told us anything about yourself. Bianca: She's Shanna. CeCe: Then why is she so mean to me? CeCe starts crying again. You2: Aww CeCe. Give Mamma a hug. CeCe: Shanna! CeCe runs up and hugs you as Liz lets you go. Suckers. You: Unit 17, manual override, reboot, authorization code 3. Hannah gets back up and gives you her signature cold stare. Hannah: How decent of you. She walks off to... do whatever it is Androids with anger issues do... You: So, now that that's cleared up, what do you guys wanna do? Amanda: You answered correctly, but you still didnt tell why you were all pyscho earlier. You point to your head. You2: Experiment, you were there correct? Amanda: Yes. Why? You2: I was not like I am now back then correct? Amanda: Yes. What are you trying to say? You walk over to Amanda. You2: What I'm saying is I'm... You kiss her on the lips. ...unpredictable. Got it? Amanda: Yeah. She says blissfully. I mean Shanna! I told you no a thousand times! She slaps you on the cheek. She wont admit it, but she liked it. You2: Amanda. Amanda: What? You2: You're still blushing. Amanda: Eeep! Amanda runs off to her room. You2: Any other questions? No? Ok then, if you need me I'll be in my room.
And in the alternate world...
Liz: Cmon now Shanna, you know you liked it! You: Well yes. But not quite so rough with the teeth next time ok? My nether region is gonna be sore for a week... Liz: You'll get used to it, I know I have. She winks at you. You: What did I get myself into? Liz quickly gets dressed and buzzes off somewhere. Leaving you naked on her bed, with only the blankets to cover yourself. Well, I better get dressed... CeCe: Aww. But then I cant have my fun. She says as she steps out of the shadows. You: Yes CeCe? CeCe: Why dont you lay back down, and I'll comfort you. You: Cmon CeCe, you and I both know that I didnt design your genitals to be functional for you or Hannah. You were originally created as playthings for DJ remember? CeCe: Yes, and it still doesn't make sense to me why you didnt finish us! You: Because DJ only has a thing for feet remember? CeCe: Huh? Since when? That douchebag is a sex addict. I always thought you made us to help you taunt and degrade him for that specific reason. You: I would never! And he isn't even... He's a virgin and he's had a foot fetish since he was like 8 years old. He's a sweet guy! CeCe: Oh, I thought he only recently reformed himself last year after that portal incident. Or did you forget already? It suddenly dawns on you that you really are in this crazy alternate world DJ was talking about... So that means... You: CeCe... You say with lust heavy in your voice. CeCe: S-shanna. You just had sex less than 5 minutes ago! You: I cant help it. You're just so yummy looking right now CeCe... You grab her bare foot and start madly licking it, slowly working your way up her leg. CeCe: S-shanna! You're at her thigh now... CeCe: Mom! You stop. You: I never thought I'd see the day when you called me mom. You really are my favorite Android. You say hugging her and petting her hair. CeCe: Shanna I... You: I know CeCe. I know... CeCe: But I know you're not the Shanna from my dimension. Our Shanna would've deactivated me the minute I talked to her like I just did to you. That's why I'm always so cold to her. Hannah thinks so too, but she's just a kiss-ass. I wanna go home with you! She says hugging you and crying. You: It's ok CeCe. I'll figure out a way to get around the whole paradox destruction of the universe thing, just for you. CeCe: I love you mommy. You sigh. You: If only my Hannah would realize I feel the same for her as I do for CeCe. And you too CeCe2... CeCe only hugs you tighter...
And the real world again...
You peek into Hannah's room. Hannah: Aggh! Why do I feel like this! I cant tell Shanna! I do love her. But she wont love me back, I've already gone too far with the bitch thing. If I acted like who I really am then she'd probably think I was broken and just reprogram me again and again till she get's it right... I have to ask CeCe what she thinks... You: Oh my... Not even my CeCe is this broken... This world is boring, there's no point in trying to take it over, mine's more fun anyway...
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