You: Whatcha doin my nerd queen? Shanna: We're dating, I get it, but cmon, nerd queen, really? Anyway, it's a historical viewing portal. You: Like a time machine? Shanna: In essence, yes. WARNING! WARNING! The whole team rushes in and a portal sucks all of you in... You awake in front of a large bunker. Addy: What! These clothes are hideous! Shanna: They're standard US Army issue... circa World War Two... At least my powers still work... Soldier: Everybody down! German artillery fire! Alex creates a forcefield around your team and the infantry squad, saving all of your lives. Soldier: That was amazing. Are you all a government project? Shanna: Yes we are. Project Super X. Soldier: What's the X for? Shanna: EXtermination of the Nazi regime. Soldier: How creative of our eggheads back home. ???: Surrender or die! You: Alright... June?! June is standing before you with an army of Nazis behind her. She appears to be their general. June: Final warning. Surrender or die! You: I have a plan. Wish me luck. You walk towards June with your hands up. June: Are you the squadron leader? You: Yes. June: Fair enough. A couple of Nazi's handcuff you and you are now officially a POW. You know, for some reason this whole platoon or whatever is all female... June pulls out one of those WWII radio walkie talkie things and pulls up the antenna. June: Valkyrie II reporting in, over. ???: This is The Valkyrie, come in, over. June: Valerie, we have a high value POW, Allied Sepecial Ops, some secret division of their government, over. Valerie: Excellent, we'll discuss this in person later, over.
Back of the Nazi Half-Track
This ride in the back of the half-track is excrutiatingly long, one of the Nazis finally speaks up. Nazi #1: There were at least 8 in your company, why were you the only one who surrendered? You: I'm their leader, it's my duty. Nazi #2: General June looks at you funny. Why? You: You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Nazi #2: General June is the Devil's daughter, try me. You: I'm from the future, June and I... are aquainted there... Nazi #1: Then you're not one of the Allies. Helga. Nazi #2: Eva. You: DJ. Question. Why is your Battalion all female? Eva: We are the Valkyries, the sword of the Reich when all else fails. You: Oh. Helga: I should ask the same of you. Save for you, why is your Battalion all female hmm? You: I... uh... Eva whispers something to Helga and they both nod at each other. They look over at the third Nazi, someone who looks alot like Emily. ???: What do you want? Helga: We were just wondering if you would mindscan this guy May-Lin, we're curius as to what he's hiding. May-Lin's eyes briefly glow white. May-Lin: He loves women's feet. Have fun, she winks at you and continues to jot notes in her notebook. Eva: Good. These damned jackboots are a nightmare. Helga: So true. They both take their boots and socks off. Helga grabs you and lays you flat on your back, while Eva starts rubbing her feet on your face, about 15 minutes pass then they switch. Helga: Are you sure you dont want in May-Lin. May-Lin: Positively, my friend is like him, I'm all worshiped out. Eva: Suit yourself. June flames in. Helga and Eva jump off you and salute... heil June. June: Such... oh nevermind. I wont even ask. Anyway, we're here. Valerie wants to see him specifically. May-Lin, your presence is also requested.
Nazi Base Camp
You: Lexi?! Valerie: Valerie. You: Do you have kids? Valerie: Yes. A daughter why? You: Well your granddaughter is a superpowered pain in my butt. She calls herself The Valkyrie as well. Valerie: Ha ha. I knew it! It fills my heart with joy to know that my family still fights the good fight, even in the future. You roll your eyes at her. June: Should I get Wintergreen and Rolling Thunder as well? Valerie: No. Get Scythe and Dark Priestess. June: At once. June Flames out, presumably to get Leah and Elana's past counterparts. Valerie: So tell me about this child of mine. You: Grandchild. Lexi can control matter, in addition to body transformation powers. Her two sisters Leah and Elana are the Grim Reaper and the Angel Witch respectively. And Emily, probably May-Lin's granddaughter, can control technology. Those are the main players anyway. Oh, and Scarlet, but I'm sure she's the same in the future as she is now, cause she's older than dirt. Scarlet: Am I not beautiful? You: Ah! How'd you get behind me?! Scarlet: Vampires are stealthy. Scythe: Margaret. Dark Priestess: And Genevieve. Both: Reporting for duty Ma'am. Valerie: We're sisters, we can skip the formalities. You: I get enough of you guys and your love/hate thing in the future. Just get to the point already. Scythe: He's fiesty. I like him! You: Just like Leah... June: This one knows much... we could use him to win this war... Dark Priestess: Excellent idea. Valerie: Go for it. Know something we dont June? June: Yes...