As they all crowd around you the tent door flaps open. You: Hey Natasha. Russian Woman: Why would you assume that every Russian female is named Natasha! You: Beacuase you look exactly like your granddaughter, who is named Natasha. Russian Woman: Capitalist dog! Did you say granddaughter? You: Yeah, I'm from the future. Russian Woman: Oh, excuse my earlier rudeness, Natalya Greggorovovich. Pleased to meet you. The room starts shaking. You: You dont happen to know Shellshock's grandma do you? May-Lin: Faultline is visiting family in England, there's no way she's close enough cause this. A giant metal tentacle claw grabs you and whisks you away from the Nazi camp. You: PLEASE be Shanna...
The Mothership
A few moments later you arrive at the source of the robo-tentacles, the mothership... Your life officially cannot get any weirder... You arrive into the interior of the mothership where the tentacle promptly drops you, you could swear it's laughing at you. Alien Girl: Hello Earthling, I am Alienne. My people are called the Verdesians. Verde, spanish for green, ironic considering that you have green skin and hair. Do you not find me attractive? I didn't say that. It's just... Well we aren't even the same species. One year from now, prepare for the shock of your life when you meet Samantha, then come talk to me about who's the alien. How can you possibly know that? This vessel travels faster than the speed of light, which is theoretically impossible, weird things happen when you're going that fast, and time is occasionally distorted, sometimes you end up in the past, sometimes the future. What's so bad about this Samantha? She's Atlantean, literally part fish. And as for you... Well, just wait... Tell me, I can handle it. Well... you're are going to become a genderless, mood ring skinned, squishy little jello ball alien looking squidlike creature. Your jaw hits the floor. Back up, genderless? That's the only part of that sentence that bothers you? You will have no genitals of any kind. I cant live knowing that for an entire year, is there some kind of wierd alien gadget onboard that will make it happen? You'd do it willingly? As it is written, so shall it be. You do realize that I have to keep as a pet for one year so that a paradox is not created right? No earth for DJ for an entire year, only this spaceship. I understand. Dont you wanna say goodbye to Shanna first, or at least explain what happened? It's better she not know. Plus I wanna see the look on everyone's faces when I stroll off this thing and say "I come in peace, just kidding, I'm going to destroy your planet now. Nah, kidding again, I really do come in peace." You wont have legs. Just get it over with. As you wish. Alienne walks out and comes back a few minutes later with a small energy pistol looking thing and blasts you with it. That's it? Look at your hand, then my feet, then your hand again. You look at your hand and aren't surprised to see a relatively thin green tentacle, I sorta looks like Jello in a way. You look at Alienne's bare feet, they're light green, but other than that look just like a human woman's feet. You look at your tentacle and find that it's now pink. That doesn't bother you at all? Not at all. You stare at Alienne, Except for her light green skin and dark green hair, she looks surprisingly human, but then there's her eyes, they're huge, totally black and almond shaped, you know, the stereotypical "generic" alien eyes. In your opinion she's still super cute. You're freakin me out, you have no eyes, I cant tell if you're staring at me or not... Then how am I seeing you right now? I dont know! Now just can it! Alienne lightly kicks you in the face. You immediately go over to her foot and start sucking on her toes. Hey! If you're gonna do that then at least rub my other foot. You honor her request and start rubbing her other foot...
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