A dialogue box popped up asking if you accepted the offer or not and you decided the benefits outweighed the ego bruising the demotion would represent. The moment you clicked, “yes” you felt an electric shock run through your body and you passed out. The sound of a chirping machine woke you. You slowly opened your eyes and noticed you were in some sort of hospital room of some sort. You turned your head towards the chirping noise and noticed long blonde hair follow as you turned your head. You were about to brush it aside when a lady in a lab coat entered the room, “Ah, you’re awake, I’ll let Mr. Hardy know. Please, don’t move. Mr. Hardy and the Doctor will want to go over the results of the procedure with you in just a moment,” the lady explained. “Pro…”you attempted to speak, but between what felt like a very dry mouth and the strange sound of your voice you couldn’t get more than a squeak out.
Mat and an older gentleman entered the room a moment later “Finally, sleeping beauty is awake!” Mat exclaimed, just hint of venom in his voice. You looked at him quizzically. “I must say, Doctor, you do such marvelous work, congratulations!” Mat said, patting the older man on the back, “No, Mr. Hardy, I must thank you and your company for the resources you have given me and this marvelous subject. Even I am surprised with the results!”
At this your expression shifts to alarm and you try to get away, but notice the restraints on your arms and legs for the first time and become even more agitated at the mounds of flesh you see on jostling on your chest! Again you try to speak, but can’t manage to make much of a sound, “Oh, please don’t try to talk just yet, you have been in a … well, a coma is the easiest way to explain it, but it’s not quite right … for some time and your vocal cords are still recovering from the procedure,” the Doctor explained. At that you look at the both in utter terror, “You see, Tom, you have been making your way up the food chain too quickly and I just can’t have that. I have plans for this company and they don’t involve you. The good Doctor here had come to me with a revolutionary new process for altering people at the most fundamental level and I couldn’t think of a better candidate to test it out than you,” Mat explained, coming closer to you.
“What … have … you done?!” You manage to croak, frightened immediately by the higher pitch of your tortured voice. “We have turned you into the perfect … uh … what did we say in the email? Ah, yes, the perfect personal aid. The doctor used a technique that replaced your DNA with that of several donors I carefully selected to give you the sinful features of a blonde bimbo. Not only that but we used cutting edge subliminal messaging to fill your mind with the knowledge expected of a woman with your looks, not to mention a few other things,” he said with a barely contained glee and you felt your face go pale, “Oh, and I should mention that you’re …”