This choice: He was trapped in a dark place in the cradle position! • Go Back...Chapter #5Naruto is Sakura and Ino's New Toilet by: jedsho1234 He couldn't move, and his body was trapped in a cradle position. Wherever he was, it was pitch dark. He squinted upwards and thought he saw the outlines of some sort of seat, but it was so dark he couldn't tell. As his eyes got adjusted adjusted to the lack of light, he noticed his head was at the top of something bowl shaped. As he squinted down, he saw that his neck went down some sort of tube.
I don't know what's going on, but I'm not sticking around to find out! Naruto thought. Naruto thought about the three-pronged kunai he had in his apartment, and then tried to use the hirashin to teleport away to freedom.
"What the hell..." Naruto mumbled. Nothing happened. He tried to channel his chakra, but he couldn't."What the fuck!" Naruto swore loudly.
He heard a pair of giggles which sounded very familiar, and suddenly light blasted into his face. Naruto squinted his eyes to see Sakura's hand on what appeared to be some sort of lid. Now that there was light, he was able to take a closer look at the seat. It looked remarkably similar to a toilet seat...
Realization dawned on Naruto. The position his body was in- he was locked into a toilet! No, he had to be jumping to conclusions. Ino and Sakura wouldn't do that to him, especially after he helped them move in!
"Aww he looks so confused Sakura." Ino cooed.
"Wondering what's going on Naruto?" Sakura asked with a victorious smile down at him.
"Please tell me I'm not locked in what I think I am..."
"And what do you think you're locked in Naruto?" Ino asked innocently.
"A FUCKING TOILET!" Naruto yelled.
Sakura frowned and slapped Naruto across the face. "Don't raise your voice at us Naruto." She scolded.
"Isn't our apartment nice Naruto?" Ino asked, seemingly changing the subject. Fearful of another slap from Sakura, Naruto decided to behave a little better.
"Umm...yea, it is pretty nice." Naruto agreed as he thought about Ino and Sakura's apartment. It was pretty spacious, and had everything a person could need. A brand new fridge, a brand new microwave, brand new stove... Washer, dryer...
"You would think this place would be expensive wouldn't you Naruto?" Sakura asked.
"Of course, but you two work at the hospital, so you can afford it."
"You could afford this place Naruto." Sakura giggled. "It's really cheap!"
"Huh? How?" Naruto asked dumbly.
"Well when Sakura found this place and we toured it, we thought it was absolutely perfect."
"I actually didn't know how it was still available." Sakura added. "It had been unrented for months."
"That's when the landlord told us that there were no actual pipes set up for a toilet. So the only way you could have a toilet in here is if you want to spend a lot of money to have a plumber come in, completely redo the piping, and then that stingy old landlord would even have you pay for the toilet you want." Ino explained.
"That sucks." Naruto said as he a bad feeling settled in his stomach. He really didn't like where this conversation was going, but Sakura and Ino were his friends. Surely there was some other explanation than the obvious one that was right in front of his eyes.
"So that's why no one rented it. It wasn't worth renting when you had to pay so much just to get a toilet in here." Sakura said.
"That's when Sakura came up with a brilliant plan." Ino said as she patted Sakura on the back. "Why go through the troubles of re-doing all of the piping and paying a lot to install a toilet when we can just install our own toilet for free?"
"That's pretty smart Sakura-chan." Naruto said nervously. His faith in his friends was slowly starting to waiver.
Sakura grinned down at him. "Yep, and that's where you come in Naruto. Ino and I have selected you as the lucky guy who gets to be our personal toilet!"
Naruto's heart sank and a crestfallen look overtook his face. "Lucky? This is anything but! This is torture! Please don't do this to me, I just helped you move everything in!"
"You're going to get to serve two absolute goddesses Naruto, you're very lucky." Ino chided. "And we had you move everything in so we could tire you out, lure you to sleep and then install you here in your new home."
Tears welled up in Naruto's eyes as he stared up at Sakura. Surely Sakura wouldn't actually do this to him, surely he could reason with him. They were teammates, he was always there to help her.
"Please...please don't do this to me..."
All hope he had went down the drain when Sakura spit in his face and grinned at him. "We need a toilet, you're our toilet Naruto. That's that."
"But...but..."
"And don't even think about misbehaving." Ino warned. "Just trust me when I say you don't want to disobey Sakura or me."
"What do you mean..." Naruto asked nervously.
"What she means Naruto is that toilet you're set up in conveniently has a nice little lever we can press to send a jolt of electricity through your balls. So don't piss us off." Sakura clarified.
"Why...why would you do this to me?" Naruto asked desperately.
This time it was Ino who spit in Naruto's face. "Because we can."
Naruto couldn't believe this was happening. He did Ino and Sakura a favor, and this is how he is repayed? By being installed as their toilet?!
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