"Paintball? What about girls?"
Ryan says, "There are a few girls who chose to play as well. You might get the chance to play with some girls pussy."
You say, "Well this sounds weird but I'll stay for orientation. Then I'll decide whether to play paintball or not. I didn't bring any paintball equipment though."
Ryan says, "No need. They don't allow most paintball equipment anyway. You have to use their specialized equipment. It's part of why your genitals fell off."
"That was weird to. Are they going to reattach my genitals or am I stuck like this for the rest of my life?"
Ryan says, "You can reattach your genitals anytime you want. I must have forgotten to tell you how."
As you wait for orientation, you and Ryan continue to talk about various things.
"I can't believe you keep reading those stories by Jay Borland and Pam Anser."
Ryan says, "What's wrong with them?"
"They are so repetitive. Jay's stories always boil down to, 'You're a wizard, Harry' and Pam's stories are always about some threat. A good story is supposed to be a mix of good and bad. Jay's stories are all good. His characters never face any challenges. They just win or receive great things. It's like ultimate wish fulfillment. Harry Potter was only interesting because someone was out to kill him. If Harry didn't have any problems, the book would have ended after 'You're a wizard, Harry' because there wouldn't have been anything more to write about. Pam's stories are just the opposite. Bad things keep happening, never good things. There's no twist. There's no turn. Just repetition."
Ryan says, "I suppose you think you can do better."
"No, I keep losing interest. I become inspired for a while and then my inspiration runs dry."
They make it to orientation and the camp director begins.
"These are the rules of the game. We have put your names on plastic tiles. In a little bit, you will pick a tile and whoever you get will be your target. That means someone else will draw your name and you will be that person's target. We will keep a chart of who is targeting who so you will know who to avoid. Once you get your target, you also get his plastic tile so that whoever he was after is now your new target. This will continue until there is only one left."
"This cabin is a neutral zone where you can eat and sleep. Meals are at eight, noon and four. Sleep time is from nine until six. Outside of those times, you are not allowed in the neutral zone except for emergencies but if you fake an emergency in order to get into the neutral zone, you will be penalized. You don't ever have to be in the neutral zone. In fact, the showers and toilets are located in four places outside the neutral zone so if you have to use the toilet in the middle of the night, be on your guard. However, there are many paths for getting to the neutral zone and you only have to avoid the one person who is targeting you so you should be able to make it to the neutral zone often. If you get anyone except the person you are targeting, it doesn't count."
"Our paint guns are low range so you have to get fairly close to your target to get him. This requires stealth more than marksmanship. If your target is thirty feet away, don't waste your ammo. If you do get your target than you get his or her genitals as your trophy. You may take those genitals to bed with you, attach them to yourself, and play with them all you want at bed time but during the day, they are to be attached to the plaques you see here so they can be on display as trophies for everyone to see."
"If your genitals become someone else's trophy, you are not out of the game but you do have some disadvantages. Not only are your genitals on display or someone else's toy, you aren't allowed to have any equipment, not even clothes. You must get your target as bare as your crotch which means that the only way to get your target is by taking his or her genitals with your bare hands which will be difficult since he or she will be wearing clothes. Also, you won't be the only one going after the same target. You can't go after the person who has your genitals. You have to go after the same target as the one who has your genitals. Let's explain this with an illustration using the letters of the alphabet. Say we have twenty six players named A through M."
In this illustration, M gets his target N. So M moves on to target O and gets O. M continues until he has N, O, P, Q, R and S. Meanwhile, J has managed to get K and L and now targets M. When J gets M, J also gets N, O, P, Q, R and S to add to his collection. Now J targets T but K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R and S also target T. O manages to get T's genitals which means that O is allowed to have equipment again even though he has T's genitals instead of his own. J has the genitals of J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R and S while O has the genitals of T. Now J, K, L, M, N, P, Q, R and S target O in order to get T's genitals but O and T target U. It seems a little confusing so if you have questions, I will be happy to answer them."
"At each meal and bedtime, we will record who has gotten who so that you can always know who your target is and who is targeting you. There is no out of bounds so even if you manage to hike into town, you can still be gotten. However, if you want out of the game at anytime before you've been gotten, tell us and we can make the necessary adjustments. If you lose your genitals, they have to stay part of the game until it is over even if you decide to quit."
You decide to stay and play because this wouldn't be much of a story if you decided to quit. You draw a tile and your target is Ryan, the friend who invited you without telling you what you were signing up for. The person targeting you is named Steve. Let the games begin.
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